That joke has Milwaukee written all over it. Thank you.

Wow - Strike “a well known logo” and change Steve Ballmer to James Dolan, and you’d be talking about Phil Jackson....

The Notre Dame connection, possibly?

Standing on the star button.

Apparently, officer, you don’t know who I was.

Funny he doesn’t take the advice written on his shirt. Stick to being the be all end all business manager for his kid. Because he’s so good at that.

Exactly. Or the size of a Saturday college football crowd. Bottom line is he needed the 3 of clubs on his hole card to get the 2 - 6 straight flush and got it. Only he believes he won with a royal flush and everybody else folded with nothing.

Don’t change a word, and somehow that gets him his own TV show. Holy shit.

You mean this Tom Skilling?

Between that and the “Old Style” reference, thanks for the spin back to 1978. 39 f’ing years ago. Already. 

85 stars, and taking 3 hours to get there.

Barabbas had a better agent. (Than Garrett.)

Donny - the 4 am shit on twitter is your calling. Stay in your lane.

Goodell is looking to take some time off next April and the media department is working with HR on a number of repackaging options.

You’ve still got time to play the Rosanne Rosannadanna card.

Ahh, the birthright of wearing #88 for Dallas.

He’ll make Chicago forget Jake Cutler, for all the wrong reasons.

Former resident here. Don’t worry. In another couple of weeks, the grass will be green so can start telling everyone to “get off my lawn.”

Called by Eddie Doucette. Good times.

I’ll have what they’re having, only no ice.