“Roger Goodell” and “picking up the tab” are mutually exclusive.

Since Ann Coulter is running out of tread, this gal envisions herself as the next great white blonde hope, millennial version.

And he’s already been traded back to KC.

There’s a Mar-a-lago joke in there somewhere.

“Katz is not a handsome man. What he lacks in physical presence, he tries to overcompensate with his coinroll.”

Starred while my wife wasn’t looking.

As opposed to say maybe a Greg Hardy in Dallas - who was a much better fit.

Circle the bases as long as you want on that one.

Only one? Not to Sharpie...

Please tell us “I’ll be here all week.”

Where a major achievement is dotting the “i” on a four letter word.

Whatever the name, Monday at school is going to be the epitome of suck.

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When he says “keep feeding me,” don’t take him literally.

+1 down pillow

Sounds like using Archie Bunker as an unnamed source is now off the table.

Thankfully for hitters (and ER staff), Randy Johnson never used this delivery.

Play the rest of the round in skivvies and own it. No need to strip down to start with, so getting dressed again is bullshit.

+ a lot more than 1 for working in the Cardinals t-shirt.

Or pointing at a third party and asking for a flag.