Easy there Musburger.

He was clean-shaven before the game started.

An ERA of 135!

Whoa. When did Richard Lewis buy the Oilers? They’re like the team from hell.

What he lacks in physical presence, he tries to overcompensate with his bankroll.”

“I want this, and I have a lot of money, so I should have this.” That seems to pretty much sum it up.

The cheerleaders earned between $100 and $1,500 per date. Everyone involved credibly claims that they never had sex for money with any of their dates, and none of the evidence Pylilo gathered suggests that they did.

Reports state that UF football is also looking into retroactively cancelling their 2013 loss to Georgia Southern.

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You try playing inside an alien spaceship sometime and tell me how well you do.

I just want to say that, as an owner, I’m extremely interested and am going to do everything in my power to get Sherman in a Packers uniform next season.

Wait till you hear what they’re asking for in return for Mr. Peabody.

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

Does anyone out there actually have a 9 to 5 job? I mean, other than the current President.

What a self-absorbed guy, thinking he should have everything. It’s like he’s repeatedly heard people say, “It’s all Cravy.” Next thing you know, he’ll be demanding his own train.

You had me at “tradgety”.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Which is hilarious, because Sarah Palin is only shitting on Kaep for attention.

Tim Tebow : Pro Baseball :: Donald Trump : The Presidency