And on Fox News:

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

All the free throws Nigel bricked this year, he should’ve added another instead of making his second.

I’m guessing a Ohio Fuckeye fan.....

You should see his attempt to be President.

Or shake hands, which even your garden variety dog can do.

He has no better idea how to drive that truck than how to drive a normal car, ride a bike, or pay a bill.

Pro tip: pre-rip your underwear, kid.

The starting Duke guard of 2030.

Don’t be a dick Timothy. Kid’s gonna get enough shit on Monday as it is

I’m gonna get out ahead of this:

Man, what a cheesy upset.

or presidential, to some...

Pretty sure Seattle has China food, bro.

I wish she was replacing Phil Simms, tbh.

I don’t see the difference~ Madden, Aikmann, the golf lady

I’m sure the birds appreciate that also...

Why are they only apologizing to the readers who are offended?

Forget racism; the logic behind that paragraph is so frighteningly dumb that this man should not be a paid writer.

Right, the NCAA states that teams with better seeds get to play closer to home. That makes sense, and is good. Cronin is saying that the teams that will sell more tickets if they play closer to home will magically end up with the better seeds, even if they don’t deserve it based on their resume.