Kids these days don’t know how mind blowing it was to have a side-scroller where you could just go whatever direction you want.

You know what would be fun? Another Mario game in the mold of long-lost Mario 2. Yes, it was just a skin of another game, but it’s far better known as Mario 2 and would be fun to toss some turnips at Snifits and Ninjis again in the modern era. #JusticeForWart

She’s just....there.  That’s the most kind thing I can say for her ‘acting’ skills.  She’s ‘there’ and I guess that sort of counts for something?  People keep putting her in stuff for some reason (though I guess for three of those films it was ‘she’s willing to when most others aren’t, and her mom and dad are famous’).

I see most SNL on Youtube anymore, and this was the only part of the show I caught last night and figured the rest of the episode had to be a banger, as this was the funniest filmed bit I’ve seen in a very long time. I’m sure I don’t have to explain my disappointment at not being able to even finish anything else but…

His best work is long, long behind him. I mean, yeah, The Chappelle Show was funny at the time, but it’s been 20 years, and he’s still coasting on that success. 

Mikey Day nailed it, with his look and portrayal on stage. The extra baggy button up shirt, the hair, the chin beard. On point. 

I really liked the pre recorded Maury skit. It was the only other thing that got a laugh out of me.

Once again for a “live” show the only funny bits were the pre-recorded ones. The “The day I found out I was your father” home movies sketch was gold, and as usual the “please don’t destroy” guys were solid. “I love workaholics” almost made me choke on my coffee. Literally everything else about this shit fest was…

I’ve never seen a “Barry Gibb Talk Show” skit and are they always so bad? Fallon couldn’t even reach a falsetto.

“one of Hollywood’s most low-key chaotic and unintentionally hilarious figures: Dakota Johnson.”

The cast is very good, but they have terrible material to work with.

I had a weird fondness for Dakota. She lived up to that in the Please Don’t Destroy sketch, but she’s not suited for the live stuff. Her approach to comedy (lol) isn’t served by the show. Worst though was Justin Timberlake’s obvious desperation to be loved again. Like, you could tell on his face that he knows people…

In the classic “sketch went on way too long” tradition of SNL, the Big Dumb Cups sketch eventually became a literal ad for the fucking thing.

I’m starting to think, and hear me out on this, that a 79-year-old producer might not be the best arbiter of what’s funny. 

and I still hate the gimmicky trend of using covers from old hit songs for trailers.

“Mad World” was for sure the first iconic instance of it in the past 20 years, but trailers didn’t start going absolutely apeshit with this practice until The Social Network trailer dropped, with its childrens-choir cover of “Creep.” From there, the virus truly spread.

That was Me First & the Gimme Gimme’s whole schtick.

It’s absolutely from Donnie Darko first.

Mambo Number 5 for a serial killer movie

I find it kind of funny