Except that’s not totally true, because Netflix did almost single-handedly kill the home video market, which was lucrative enough to cause movies that bombed in the theater market, yet make bank on VHS/DVD, etc. sales, to get sequels that would make money both in theaters and at home.

You know, you’re not wrong. Back before you could pick seats ahead of time, you would always see stragglers who had to settle for the extremely close front-row seating. Now? That section is almost always empty at pretty much every movie I’ve seen for almost a decade. It’s to the point where I wonder why they even…

May our attention spans continue to regard her for as long as Dory’s would.

I, for one, am shocked that the creative force behind such bloated, over-long vanity projects as Wyatt Earp and The Postman would overplay his hand and severely misjudge how much general audiences would want a frontier fable that’s so sprawling it requires four 3 hour+ instalments to tell it all!

Well, then, you’re pretty much guaranteeing Trump’s gonna win. Somehow, his party is still united behind him. The term “thick as thieves” comes to mind.

The way the headline was worded, I thought this was literally a showcase for a cover of “Falling Slowly,” or something.

It’s because it was produced by Ben Folds. As was that whole album, Has Been. It’s insane how good that entire album is.

(thick Russian accent)
...then it must be truth serum.

This sounds like my exact argument against Inglourious Basterds. Spending a solid ten minutes to build up two characters only to spend the next five doing the same twist you accomplished in thirty seconds back in Pulp Fiction is not worthy of you having Brad Pitt stare into the camera and say “I think this might be my…

Sweet. Can’t wait for the Dafoe/Holt/Vampire Trilogy to be complete.

It feels very much like something from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and I count that as a good thing.

It’s a two-for-one, since Nicholas Hoult has also played Renfield. Between the two of them, they have half the main parts played!

1: You made me laugh. Good job.

On the one hand, vandalizing property is wrong. Period.

...It’ll be like that Spaceballs cartoon show.

Bingo.

Ugh. The scariest part of that story is how quickly one company is all-too-happy to sell you out just so they can both fleece your wallet... while being completely ambivalent to how short-sighted that is. It’s all just a big racketeering frat party for corporations, isn’t it?

Oh, that’s right... I remember many of my friends fretting over Serif being purchased by Canva.

I recently switched to an entirely new debit card because I had a phantom monthly charge from Adobe that, whaddya know, they couldn’t tell me what email/account/whatever it was attached to...

Oh, yeah, and I knew that was the type of shit they were going to pull the instant I heard about them switching to a subscription model all the way back in ‘11 or ‘12. Their move to subscription-based was such an obvious ploy to (1) kill any delay/resale-based cottage markets and (2) fleece any customers who would be…