Better him than Dean Corll.

My view is that horror works better in smaller units. Short stories, short films, segments within anthology films, episodic anthology series, and 90 minute features on the longer end. It’s harder to sustain fear of something over a longer period, and if the greatest fear is fear of the unknown, you don’t want to have…

We watched Glory in my 11th grade AP US History class.

“cry out for the extra space of a TV series. At mere feature length, the sweets are too sweet.”

You didn’t exactly pay attention to the first one, did you?

Little disappointed that the article leaves out that by his own admission, he didn’t start thinking about how he wanted more compensation until he asked Nirvana to participate in an art show of his and they snubbed him.

Wait to you hear what Rage Against the Machine is all about. 

I misremembered based on the trailer. Shows what I know running my big fat stupid mouth.

Always been woke astronaut meme. 

I take it you haven’t seen the original in a while.

I mean the original was about cultural colonization and appropriation of myths (even going back to the original short story, though that was more focused on class than race.) 

Well I’m finally breaking my pandemic theater policy because Tony Todd will be at a screening of this really close to me. 

Wasn’t the Candyman a wealthy artist who was lynched when he got involved in an interracial relationship? I don’t remember anything about razor blades, but maybe that was something they established in the original short story or the later films.

Go build a house on a Native American burial ground and see how that turns out for you.

Lordt, Teyonah Parris is just TOO DAMN GORGEOUS.

His killers use honey to attract the bees. Since he’s covered in sweet stuff that tastes like candy, a little girl within the lynch mob declares him “Candyman”.

When I said “Candyman” five times in front of a mirror, Sammy Davis, Jr. appeared and performed.

That would be a dumber timeline, though

There is an alternative universe in which, instead of this bizarre lawsuit, Dave Grohl heard about the guy’s misgivings, sincerely feels bad, invites him over to his house to make amends, and then gives him $200,000, half in cash, half in a trust. Everybody’s happy. 

Would you look at that, the Nivrvana baby turned into a capitalistic manbaby.