God bless Elijah Wood and all his “fuck you” money.

Wow, you weren’t kidding about the international trailer being a much bigger improvement.

Two things:

Psst! FYI, it’s spelled “canon” with only one “n,” like the word for which books of the Bible are meant to be accepted as real scripture, not “cannon” with two “n”s, like the thing you shoot a big metal ball out of.

Yeah, if you want to see the hotel they based the interior sets on, THAT hotel is the Ahwahnee Hotel at Yosemite.

Oh, hey! This comes out the day after my birthday! I know what I’m doing for that weekend.

Hell, even Dunkirk has that whole “race against the clock” element to it. Not to mention how many times The Dark Knight trilogy used a race against a clock as a crucial plot point.

Goddammit.

That’s a really cool system, actually. Stealing.

Huh. Hey, maybe!

Same here. I begrudgingly cut that service last year due to finances, and apparently I’ve missed out on a lot of good stuff.

It started yesterday, actually. I don’t know why it’s happening, but goodness, it’s annoying.

Yeah, I was gonna say that in all the places I lived in throughout my childhood, there was always at least one kid who had one or more of this toys, depending on the time they were available.

Yeah, probably not. But hey, at least it might be a point of catharsis for how disappointed many folk have been with the MCU’s phase 4?

Yeah, and especially when you factor in alternate universes and whatever other comic book shenanigans the movie will certainly be spoofing, there’s more than enough in-universe reasons to justify his inclusion in the story.

It’s ok. They’re both used to it at this point.

That is true, and you if look at it as “hey, at least he has one,” then I guess it’s not such a galling fact as I made it out to be.

Yeah, fair point. I guess Daria didn’t know how much worse things would get.

Wait, I thought her pitch was just a joke?

Say it with me now: