The day Wendy’s stops using its (somehow-excellent?) Twitter account, is the day when the platform’s goose is truly cooked.

I’ll tell you my least favorite: when Kratos used an innocent slave girl as a prop to hold a gear open. Cue the sickening *crunch* once Kratos passes through the door...

You did some great work! You’ve earned my follow, my dude!

I dunno, I think his pun game is Stiles over substance.

Ok, this totally has that old MAD Magazine charm.

He really used the “it’d be super, man” pun? That’s hilarious.

Yeah, I find it interesting that the movie split the difference by having Godzilla be definitively more powerful than King Kong... but still making the movie be more about King Kong than Godzilla.

“I... feel...

Wait, Top Gun: Maverick is similar to Earthbound in some way? Man, I love that game!

Oh, yeah, I know that one. It was great for its time. If nothing else, Englund was having a ball (as he always is).

Mark my words, between Chucky and now this, the new trend will be turning ALL of the classic horror stories into tv series.

Unfortunately for not only her, but also Toni Colette.

Well, someone has obviously never seen Cop Rock...

Yeah, that’s a fair point. It’s probably why Iron Man’s most iconic arch-nemesis in the comics for many years was The Mandarin. Science vs Magic is an underrated dynamic in comic book matchup’s.

Take your damn star XD

Maybe they saw all the “Iron Man only ever fights people in suits (business or techno)” memes and decided to over-compensate?

They never did. The one time poison happened, it was from one of the kids’ family members, not a total stranger.

Well, the phrase is “Trick or treat”...

Black licorice is delicious. And candy corn is pretty good, too. People who don’t like them need to back off so those of us who do can still enjoy them in peace.

Yeah, I acknowledged that it’s obviously just cloth. My point, though, is that at a glance and from far away, it looks enough like the real thing that someone could probably call HR over it. That’s not exactly a hassle I would expect or want from what’s usually a fairly “Safe For Work” website.