Holy shit, that cover image. I usually read this blog at work, you guys. I get that it’s just cloth in the shape of a clitoris, but it still... you know, looks just like a clitoris.

This comment deserves more upvotes.

This shit still seriously needs to be addressed in a future Marvel movie. The ramifications of a giant entity emerging from the earth, even just partially, are ginormous.

Literally every other role Cavill has played has been a better demo reel for what he could bring to Clark than anything he’s done on screen as Clark. Man From U.N.C.L.E., Enola Holmes, hell, even his villainous role in Mission: Impossible - Fallout.

(Looks at my response to his original post above)

Look, as a total “fat fuck,” I have absolutely internalized that I am not epic hero material, and it makes me feel inferior as all hell.

Oh, hey. That’s true. Looks like Linda is getting more of those corrections she said she loves. Ha ha

Curses. The editorial gremlins strike again!

feel free to educate me further in the comments, I really love that.

Goodness, Madge has never been very gracious toward any of the subsequent artists who were influenced by her, has she? Lady needs to get over herself.

Have you served on a jury? Because let me tell you, the burden of proof is definitely weighted that, versus one extreme or the other, it’s better to let a potentially guilty person go free than a potentially innocent man be punished. The only way to sort out whether a given person is one or the other is to rely on the…

Ugh. Goodness, I hope that doesn’t mean what Urban Dictionary says it means. That would put the movie at a seven (Human Centipede) for sure.

Pour one out for those wiki writers; they saw the film so you don’t have to.

Useful data. Good to know.

It’s the “Goes hard in the moment, but finishes the movie with the cinematic equivalent of a strong hug” (Gerald’s Game) to “Fuck you’re feelings. In fact, not only fuck your feelings, but fuck you for thinking feelings should even exist” (A Serbian Film) scale of “How much is the film trying to traumatize me?”

Hey, I found no fault in Fishburne’s response, just in the writer’s lack of due diligence (which I personally try to do even if I’m just typing out an internet comment).

Precisely. They were very keen on kids seeing Spawn.

On a scale of 1 (Gerald’s Game) to 10 (A Serbian Film), exactly how hard are we talking here?

These costumes are fantastic! I was hoping to see some Madisynn costumes this year. That Jupe jacket is phenomenal. And great work on your Beetlejuice costumes, Sabina!

Hey, I did acknowledge that I knew I was being shameless! You’re right, though. I’m sorry.