Devil’s Advocate: “we make smarter acquisitions”

Good one!

Bethesda? Making something that works well, before a years worth of updates? Oh you sweet summer child...

Reaffirms my decision to go with a PS5 and Switch for consoles and then a PC. There is so little reason for an Xbox to exist. Just build a modest gaming PC and you have basically an Xbox but all the utility and flexibility of the PC as well.

As long as Microsoft handles the Xbox more like a PC extension and less like an actual console I don’t see the point in getting one. Why spend money on the console when 70-80% of the games are going to come out on PC as well?

Diaz should have told Connor that it was great for naps and recommended he get one.

Imagine being such a douchebag of an extraordinary level, that you actually make me prefer Nate fucking Diaz over you.

“Rather than the characters from the main game—Kait Diaz, Del Walker, and some other sentient biceps—you’ll play as three characters from the main game’s Escape mode.”

I’m on the side of juggernauts are fucking stupid and have no place in warzone. Hopefully they get patched right out of the game!  

So, they’re that worried with spoilers in a musou game? Nice excuse by Nintendo, but, dayum.

this is a big fat helping of MOOD

There are fewer things that inspire as much terror in my little gaming heart as the words “restrictive time limits” or “automatically fails if you take a single hit.” 

No.

The snake is a weird alien infection birthed by an android powered by Dark Photon energy, it can fly for similar reasons as Mother.

You’re doing the show wrong.

That’s something never explained - if Kepler-22b is twice the size of earth, wouldn’t the gravity pull be too much at least for humans, depending on its mass composition?

It really had potential...until it blew through it’s setup in one episode and then spun it’s wheels for six.

I thought they were going with the Christian analogy - giving birth in a cave to a savior and all that, but it was much dumber than this. The entire series is basically 10 episodes of complete random nonsense that leads nowhere and amounts to nothing. The icing on this shitcake is a robot giving birth to a flying baby…

No. The only way this ep could have been worse would be if they had pulled a BSG and Mother was supposed to be The Literal Eve.

Did Marcus make it to the tropical zone? To me that sounds like he essentially drunkenly stumbled from like Montana to Brazil, but even moreso since the real Kepler-22b is twice the size of Earth. Also how does the snake fly? What the hell kind of physics? Also the lander thing can survive lava, okay I guess, but the…