Tip 1: Already have elite status on another airline.

A recent Consumer Product Safety Commission alert is urging people to not use male-to-male power chords

or, learn how to hang shelves the right way, AND learn how to spackle and touch up the paint on the walls. Both of these are useful skills to have and are worth learning to do.

My “definition” of GMO takes into account that humans have been domesticating and selectively breeding features into plant life since 10,000 BC.

I think it’s sort of hilarious with all the hand wringing about “GMO”, where basically it was GMO that absolutely ruined tomatoes in the first place. All this “heirloom super secret double indemnity varietal tomatoes” bullshit is actually, simply the way that tomatoes used to, just, be. Then the agricultural industry…

If you are the type of person who is like “I want to really clean my toilet, lets see what TikTok has to say on the subject...” Maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to be near any of the chemicals involved here... 

me? never. I’ve been shaving my head since 1998.

“How to piss off your neighbors and become the top Asshole on your street!”

MOST house cleaners will want to start with a “deep clean” which is normally like 2x the cost of a regular cleaning, and then get you on a schedule (once a week, twice a month, etc). This allows them to get the house clean, but not let it get “too dirty” between cleans. If you are expecting to have someone come in…

I still say taking your hat off is a sign of respect. Particularly if you’re a guest in someone’s home.  

What I’ve been waiting for is the ability to (near) instantly completely shut down an app, or completely lock a device (ipad) from my phone.  Call me lazy, but during “zombie time” we could have a fucking house fire and my kids would mumble “just let me finish this level”...  We use schedules extensively, but it would…

Remember when Lifehacker used to do “the 5 best X apps/services”? and they actually took the time to provide reasonable, useful feedback?

This is assuming that you don’t wake them up when you have to stand back up to take them to where you’re going to put them down?

I subscribe to the rule of assholes. If I’m the only asshole in the room, then I’m much more apt to try lifting barefoot. If I’m in a room full of assholes, the likelihood of getting my foot stepped or dropped on is significantly increased.  No matter how careful of an asshole I am, I cannot full account for the…

so basically turn my apple watch into a “watch”? 

I try my best to do this, but also I like to do things myself when I can (just a point of pride). Also, I’m cheap AF in weird ways sometimes. For instance, it takes me a little over an hour to mow my lawn and weed whack. The lawn services that I’ve had quote me want to charge me $50 a week to do the same (in probably…

I had an 89 Toyota pickup. I recall that I “paid” 2 guitar speaker cabs for it. It failed inspection for the bald BALD tires. I didn’t have a ton of money (read: I had no money at all) but was able to get a set of tires that weren’t completely bald from someone. Trouble was, they were wide AF. So then I failed…

TIL, 92 cutlass had leaf springs...

“the clock is ticking on the final 8 years”

Go straight to a car wash and use the high powered vacuums they have.