I didn’t get braces. My family was poor.

I feel like this “quiet firing” breaks down into 2 basic buckets (there might be more).

please also note that if you live in an area with older construction homes, your ceiling texture might contain asbestos. which doesn’t mean you can’t remove it, it just means you have to take certain precautions for abatement, whether you do it yourself or hire a certified asbestos removal person.

In 2021 Apples revenue on iPhones was 151 Billion, on iPads it was 31.8 Billion.  

of course they are... Do you know how much money Apple makes on licensing the Lightning port to accessories makers? They are going to hold onto that proprietary shit until it is pried from their cold dead hands.

You want to make me happy? When you make “improvements” stop taking shit away that I enjoy using. They’ve progressively been making it more and more of a pain in the ass to access individual subreddits. There used to be a quick “alphabet line” on the right where I could hit the letter to skip down to that letter in my…

Thank you for this not being a slideshow!  

More like a “Dick better not move” amirite?

I wonder if this guys malpractice insurance is going to take issue with this...

Am old person, any time something starts with “TikTokViral” I immediately assume a defensive posture and consider anything that comes after it to be completely horseshit.  

oooooh cookies....

I am in no way minimizing the seriousness of this, but “some areas” being as hot as 124* in the title tease, then specifying it as Death valley, the average high in death valley for august/september is 115/107. 

Oh, I have a rule. I don’t do business with anyone who shows up at my house that I haven’t specifically asked to be there.

If you’re going to listen to a pitch from any solar company that “just happened to be in the neighborhood” make 100% sure you know what they are selling you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vzsmq4/redditor_tries_to_make_a_few_bucks_renting_his/

Wait while I find the reddit post where someone used one of these services, and the person who rented their car went to MEXICO and used the vehicle to transport drugs, then the car was abandoned and impounded by some authority. All of this happened hundreds of miles away from the owner, who was desperately trying to…

Without reading, let me guess. They’ll be able to get a patent with exclusivity on this?

Is it possible that your butler is bringing your range rover to the mechanic while you’re vacationing out of the country?

I’m both happy, and sad to see John Madden on the cover of the game.  

I guess we’re not “all in this together” any more.