me? never. I’ve been shaving my head since 1998.

“How to piss off your neighbors and become the top Asshole on your street!”

MOST house cleaners will want to start with a “deep clean” which is normally like 2x the cost of a regular cleaning, and then get you on a schedule (once a week, twice a month, etc). This allows them to get the house clean, but not let it get “too dirty” between cleans. If you are expecting to have someone come in…

I still say taking your hat off is a sign of respect. Particularly if you’re a guest in someone’s home.  

What I’ve been waiting for is the ability to (near) instantly completely shut down an app, or completely lock a device (ipad) from my phone.  Call me lazy, but during “zombie time” we could have a fucking house fire and my kids would mumble “just let me finish this level”...  We use schedules extensively, but it would…

Remember when Lifehacker used to do “the 5 best X apps/services”? and they actually took the time to provide reasonable, useful feedback?

This is assuming that you don’t wake them up when you have to stand back up to take them to where you’re going to put them down?

I subscribe to the rule of assholes. If I’m the only asshole in the room, then I’m much more apt to try lifting barefoot. If I’m in a room full of assholes, the likelihood of getting my foot stepped or dropped on is significantly increased.  No matter how careful of an asshole I am, I cannot full account for the…

so basically turn my apple watch into a “watch”? 

I try my best to do this, but also I like to do things myself when I can (just a point of pride). Also, I’m cheap AF in weird ways sometimes. For instance, it takes me a little over an hour to mow my lawn and weed whack. The lawn services that I’ve had quote me want to charge me $50 a week to do the same (in probably…

I had an 89 Toyota pickup. I recall that I “paid” 2 guitar speaker cabs for it. It failed inspection for the bald BALD tires. I didn’t have a ton of money (read: I had no money at all) but was able to get a set of tires that weren’t completely bald from someone. Trouble was, they were wide AF. So then I failed…

TIL, 92 cutlass had leaf springs...

“the clock is ticking on the final 8 years”

Go straight to a car wash and use the high powered vacuums they have.

I didn’t get braces. My family was poor.

I feel like this “quiet firing” breaks down into 2 basic buckets (there might be more).

please also note that if you live in an area with older construction homes, your ceiling texture might contain asbestos. which doesn’t mean you can’t remove it, it just means you have to take certain precautions for abatement, whether you do it yourself or hire a certified asbestos removal person.

Thank you for this not being a slideshow!  

More like a “Dick better not move” amirite?

I wonder if this guys malpractice insurance is going to take issue with this...