Every time Logan Paul does something stupid, an angel gets it’s wings.

This is dumb...

The key here is “average”... I’ve heard more people hit a single expensive repair and were like “i’m out!”. Also I feel like you can’t take wear item/maintenance into this... Tires? Brakes? this is just part of the cost of ownership... 

First Gear: Question... When Carvana “buys” a car from a private party, does that count as a “car sale” in a way that is otherwise not captured when a car is traded in through a dealership? If so, I feel like that would potentially heavily skew the numbers wouldn’t it? 

negative ghostrider... 

Every time I see one of these that’s been “tastefully modified” I try to visualize how much the owner has hooned the everloving shit out of it.

When you get in on a cold morning and you turn the key and hear “click click”... or the false hope of the “nnnooooooo, nnnnnoooooo” like your engine is literally telling you it’s not going to happen...

I’m surprised no one has said this person literally could have drowned. 

Sure, because special causes that support “sports teams” have murdered people outside of, or burned down planned parenthood clinics...

Is that duct tape under the driver’s side view mirror?

You know what the worst is? Any state where these fucking yahoos have been able to get their stupid religious bullshit allowed as a vanity license plate...

With toilet paper! This picture is so COVID Pandemic.. 

Can they get all the goddamned microchips out of them? There’s a shortage, you know?

You can get a kid to like you by starting off not being their parent.

I’ve very rarely seen the “stop smoking for me” angle work. In one case, my aunt was told by her (only) son, “If you want to spend time with your grandchildren, you cannot smoke.” That worked... Incidentally that aunt just died of a massive heart attack with no other illnesses to speak of, at 71.

I regret that I only have 1 Star to give you...

Given the fact that on alternating days we see “the new/used car market is showing signs of cooling down” followed by “the new/used car market is still absolutely fucked”, I think it’s safe to say that no one really knows what’s going on, and when it’s going to get “better”.   

What about cloth masks with the PM2.5 filters in them? I’m not trying to start any shit, but we’ve been doing that since the beginning (my kids and I) and I’m trying to understand if those provide a reasonable level of protection.  I was under the impression that the PM2.5 filters were fairly close to N95, but the…

Jam the lint from your dryer into an empty toilet paper tube. Voila - firestarter.

Lottery tickets are just fine to give.