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Purchasing a cheap stud finder is the easiest way to get it right.

Gaskets/Seals.... Nothing like breaking down an engine to do a head gasket, putting the thing back together only to have it blow up 3 weeks later and finding the shitbox gasket you used fell apart...

I have 2 of them.   :)

Sometimes I wonder, if, at the end of each day, when Dr. Fauci leaves the office and gets into his car, he reserves 10-20 seconds to scream “THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!” at the top of his lungs...

I can make my own foldable phone with a bench vise.

old school Land Rover Defender

When fasteners are purposefully left showing, it’s generally by people who take enough time to care about the esthetic of how they will look.

Is everyone who keeps posting about dealers “selling for MSRP” actually going to dealership to ask? Or are you just looking at the website?

I bet if this thing as full of the microchips needed to make cars, they’d figure this shit out pretty fuckin quick...

I told my long-time auto-broker (who orders and negotiates car purchases/leases for me)

It’s not Lupus

This guy flushes...

I would dare to say that the “legit” dating sites are also scamming in more subtle ways... Admittedly it’s been 10+ years since i’ve been in the game, but I do recall using a great big site that rhymes with batch jot bomb...

For what it’s worth, these jackasses don’t appear to have pulled over, as it looks like they are actually stopped in the middle of the fucking highway....

This is it. Do you know when companies allow you to accrue vacation time, they literally have to carry it as an expense on their balance sheet? so if you make $2000 a week, and you have 3 weeks of time accrued, your company has to account for a debt of $6000 on their books, multiply this by whatever number of

When we did the cake tasting for my wedding, we were seating about 6 feet away from my (most recent) ex’s parents and her sister and I’m guessing her fiance.  

Next month Dharna moves into a 5,000 sq/ft house, tells us how much its awesome to have so much space, and then writes an article about it, and how despite that, we should all strive to live in 400 sq/ft shipping container based homes.

Are Kinja liming the number of replies that we can see in comment threads now? There are a ton of replies that get posted to my alerts, but no matter what I do I can’t see them.... 

This product has existed for years, but bravo for U-Line for doing it for themselves and being on top of marketing... 

I find this whole thing to be somewhat ludicrous and at the same time hilarious. No one points out that this “subscription model” is basically the way that things started with telephones (like, the land line ones). You didn’t own your phone, you basically rented it. Same thing with Cable boxes.