we’ve grilled pizzas before. The most stressful part is putting the raw dough on the grill. You feel like it’s going to be a complete sticky shitshow.... We used to prodigiously olive oil the dough before putting on the hot grill.

WHile I know it’s july 4th and the real purpose of this list.... The title is a little misleading, as these are the “most american patriotic movies ever”

I’m completely unsurprised that some tech jerkoff would notice something like this. I mean, beyond cats this is literally what the internet has made us. A bunch of assholes just waiting for our chance to point out someone else’s mistakes, no matter how large, or small. Do we really think the person buying this code…

Yeah, I think most people aren’t able to think about it that practically. Also, for me, I don’t want to think about going through the car buying process AGAIN in a couple of years.

I think what you’re overlooking here is that the people who are currently “looking for a car” in this market, are probably the type of people who either can not or will not wait. So either they are without a car and need something now so they can get to work on Monday, or they are so impatient that once they’ve made…

Nope, I’m a literal troll. I live under a bridge and all I do is shitpost comments about grocery store layouts with my shitty cellular wifi.

Counterpoint: This thing weighs 6 million pounds

We should call them “Gimlis”

*sigh

My only feedback on this is with regards to the flashlights.

A gallon of water weighs 8lbs.  I always try to remember that when doing anything that requires the storage, transportation, or other handling of water/other liquids.  

20 minute walk? I used to work in a warehouse that was 360,000 Sq/ft with offices at each corner of the building.  Walking diagonally across the whole warehouse would take around 5 minutes.  The average walmart store is half that size, how did it take 20 minutes to walk across? 

At one point a few weeks ago I did a quick count and found that nearly 30% of Elizabeth’s posts were “enter this contest” bullshit.

How are they making money then?
Credit card companies make money in 2 ways.

Half of this list is horseshit...

The Tour De France suing a random idiot who probably doesn’t have any money to give them anyway, how very...American of them...

for $47.7k I sure as shit HOPE it gives me something a Jeep can’t.

I mean, I think we’re well underway with that plan... 

You mean a company offered a “simple” way for their customers to make their data available via the internet, but failed to adequately address security? Or users were just blatantly stupid and set up their shared devices with the default password and never gave it a second thought?

This guy hosts...