The police attempted to read the suspect his rights, however he just kept apologizing... 

The number of things that people have to be reminded to “not flush down the toilet” is staggering.

Why don’t they start doing curbside pickup of the $6 candy bars and $12 popcorn.  

:)

Looks like Thanksgiving Dinner is cancelled this year...

I won’t say the internet has created this phenomenon, because people have been believing things that are complete BULLSHIT for a very long time.

Everyone is SO ready for “this thing to be all over”.  I have a feeling that we’re in for a TON of fluctuations.  While people are acknowledging the possibility of a “second wave”. I don’t think we’re prepared for the fallout of all of this that will remain.  

1981 Ford Fairmont -2 Dr. Hunter Green, with Vinyl “baby diarrhea” brown interior. It was my first car... Mine came with the 2.3L 88HP.  

Also, be mindful (like they are prone to do), kids might ask to facetime/video chat, but they might not actually LIKE it. My daughter LOVES it, and asks for it all the time. My Son, hears my daughter and asks over and over to do it.

*prostate

Too far. 

Did you really just spend 80% of a post explaining how harbor freight works to the readers of jalopnik?

Judging by the explosion in FB posts in our “community group” with people asking about setting up playdates and asking when other things are going to “be as normal”, methinks this is going to turn into a shitshow in a very quick hurry.

You can have whatever color you want, as long as it’s Yellow... 

My reservations about buying homemade food via the internet extend beyond the current pandemic issues.  

Why? What were the other events that should have been more likely to be superspreaders?

I think the thing to remember (iirc) is that the author of the post isn’t the person who chooses the title or said post.

Do you have bathroom(s) where the toilet is close to a wall (or walls)? Is there a male in your house that uses said toilet(s)? or maybe you are in the habit of flushing the toilet with the seat cover up?

1.) This guide is written from the perspective of changing a diaper for a baby who is not actively trying to escape the entire time. This may be covered in “advanced diaper changes” and if you’re lucky, you’ll get a bunch of practice first and gradually be introduced to the squirmy wormy...

Paragraph 1: You’re still blaming the customer. You’re saying that it’s the customer who demanded the ability negotiate, and thus they “started it”. MSRP with no negotiation? That would require building some trust with your customers, something they are clearly not interested in doing.