Why don’t companies just jack up their prices now? They can increase their margins!

You’re assuming they will pass it on. You’re also assuming they’re at bare profits and they MUST increase their prices or they won’t make any profit. You’re also assuming all corporations within a particular sector are all colluding with each other, rather than competing with each other.

Exactly. Which is why they can afford to pay more.

Right. In a normal timeline, this would be deliciously ironic, but in 2017, it’s just nauseatingly ironic.

No, I think he genuinely believed Obama and the Dems to be completely incompetent and truly thought it’d be easy to give what he promised: more coverage, lower premiums, better quality care. That’s why he exclaimed who knew healthcare was so complicated months later, he’s a fucking moron.

You’re projecting here, not every athlete/famous person is about money above all else. Steph, to use one example, has repeatedly stated he already has enough money for life so why wouldn’t he speak up for his convictions? If you’re wealthy, have a soapbox, care about your fellow citizens and are a decent human being,…

This made me feel bad for Ivanka for 0.2 seconds. Then I remembered everything else about her. Fuck him and fuck her.

Yes, exactly. He saw on Fox News this bill is good, so anyone against it is bad. So simple!

The most common mistake I see is putting your lips around the noodles like you’re making a “mmm” sound, then sucking. This is how little kids eat spaghetti and it sprays sauce everywhere, not to mention when doing this with hot soup noodles, it will burn the shit out of your lips.

Do you watch the matches or just highlights? Semedo and Paulinho have both played better than Dembele so far, though obviously Dembele’s potential cannot be overstated. Semedo, in particular, has been amazing in his tenacity at RB as well as his link up play with Messi/Rakitic on the right side. In fact, he has made…

Sounds like you’re about to kill yourself. Why don’t you go ahead with it so we can stop reading your nihilistic whining.

Fox News is the cancer. The blatant disinformation that brainwashes half of the country is what keeps their base voting strictly against their own best interests. How can we destroy Fox News?

The truly sad part is, other Republicans aren’t competent, they just aren’t actively nutpunching themselves 18 times per day.

I threw up in my mouth a little

Can MSNBC or CNN hire Gilbert Gottfried to dub over Jared’s voice? If so, I vote yes.

Not to mention the elite caste are actively trying to destroy public education via the likes of DeVos to both hurt poor brown/black children and to keep their base’s poor white children dumb and easier to manipulate with religion. They truly are evil monsters.

The Asian-American first- or second-generation experience is interesting to study. There aren’t any hard barriers for Asian-Americans to get an education and make a six-figure salary. Much like white women, some Asians only experience their Other-ness when they are competing against a white male for a promotion, and…

One of my favorite scenes from The Campaign:

It’s pretty clear Kelly understands the concept of controlling Trump. He cannot be prevented from watching cable news, but those outlets aren’t going to produce the extreme fawning or denigrating stories about Kelly that may get him shitcanned. He is literally blocking off all other avenuesof media Trump was used to…

I enjoyed the phrase “quarter-assed,” much like I enjoy using “fivehead” and “longcut.”