A high-quality bag in a classic style can last for a lifetime.

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Kind of related story. I was working at a nursing home and this lady was a feisty 105 years old. She absolutely would not eat anything except Hershey’s bars and a glass of cold milk. Someone wrote a letter to the company and they sent a dozen roses and a case of chocolates to her.

It’s very cute. Kids always write letters. One of my siblings once wrote to the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup people and asked them to send her samples of their products do she could give them her sseal of approval. She was 100 % serious.

If only Gawker employed someone to write in depth about the weather...

I think you mean “how rude!”

That said. I hadn’t acted since I was 18 but I auditioned for a show this past fall at age 31 and was cast and had a big monologue and everything. Yes it was community theatre but my sister who is a professional stage actress came and I asked her to be brutally honest and she told me I did a good job and which people…

And wasn’t Mary Kate in weeds or something like that?

yeah, the headline is (probably on purpose) a little misleading. The actual quote from him is

I guess he meant, “They ARE not actresses” (present tense emphasized), but it comes off as an insult that way, especially since most people would say it like, “They’re not actresses anymore”.

Good, I'm not the only one. I'm supposed to have a small soft spot for her because SOMETIMES she's not AS vile as her colleagues? Fuck that noise.

If they do not complete the very elaborate rat-burial-ceremony by sundown, his soul will be trapped between two worlds, never to find peace.

Looks like the MTA’s new sanitation pilot program is off to a great start!

Maybe what you’re witnessing is Frank dragging home Steve, who had a little too much whiskey down by the port and needed a good old-fashioned bro rat to get him back to Marg and the three kids safely.

I’m gonna hurl.

This post is exquisite. I feel everything and nothing.

We never leave a fallen comrade on the field of battle.

She’s just bringing her back home for a decent funeral.

All I can see is Rat Rat screaming “Damn it James, you are NOT dying on me! You’re gonna make it!” But we all know James is fucking dead.

Their interface was buggy as hell, the commercial breaks were FREQUENT, and the commercial breaks were always the SAME EFFIN COMMERCIAL.