Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

^^^ So true. Kelly keeps getting an undeserved pass. She may not be Hannity and Trump levels of batshit crazy, but she most definitely has a well-earned seat at the casual racist table. Even when she tries to use Oprah to demonstrate she really does have a black friend y’all it comes off so wrong.

And to attempt to co-opt Oprah!! I’m not even being sarcastic, I fucking love Oprah and find it as offensive that Megyn considers her a role model as I do that Ted Cruz and I share a favorite movie. I’m hoping Oprah pulls a Patinkin and is all “NOPE” about being name-checked here. Blegh. “Get to the table and then do…

Shit, I think I saw this guy, when I was doing an internship in NYC in the late 90s. If it wasn’t him, it was someone whose info I got from a subway ad. For some reason my skin fucking HATED New York — I had pretty bad acne all through my high school and college years, but it just went nuts the six months I was there.…

Yeah. I feel like she might be one of those people who says, “not for me - except in these circumstances - and I don’t love it for anyone else but...”

Megyn and Shep (mostly Shep, I’ll be honest) are certainly guilty by association, and the horrible shit that comes out of their mouths from time to time is hard to take, because deep down I don’t buy that these motherfuckers actually believe it. They’re just salesmen selling crap to gullible fucking people.

One of my former editors was (is?) good friends with Dr. Zizmor.

This is less “Dirtbag” more “Lint trap”. ;)

It can matter when it comes to people’s expectations of you.

Baphomet can get her pregnant if the Illuminati does the right ritual, which they will if it will get people to watch their tacky talent show.

What is the proposed message behind this shirt? Because I could kind of get it if the idea was, “Look, it’s tough to make a career as an artist and even tougher to make a good living. You should pick something steadier and more realistic like accounting or nursing.” But “president” and “astronaut” are both wildly more…

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…

Why not channel your anger into your art?

John Adams: “I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.”

My great-grandmother had* her 11th kid when she was 53.

My gynecologist said the same to me. Said it wasn’t just fertility treatments - that she’s seen a dramatic rise in women in their 40’s getting knocked up naturally in the last decade and that she makes a point to warn women who don’t want children that they can still be fertile.

“The internet can and will make you fat, as does justice.”

The eventual Glee unauthorized Lifetime movie just writes itself as more and more insane every year.

I just thought about how many teens and preteens were into Glee when it was big, and how the actors from the show did a couple in-character concert tours, and how easy it would be for a performer who was in that situation and had a taste for child porn and no morals whatsoever to invite a 13-year-old groupie backstage…