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And wasn’t Mary Kate in weeds or something like that?

yeah, the headline is (probably on purpose) a little misleading. The actual quote from him is

I guess he meant, “They ARE not actresses” (present tense emphasized), but it comes off as an insult that way, especially since most people would say it like, “They’re not actresses anymore”.

Good, I'm not the only one. I'm supposed to have a small soft spot for her because SOMETIMES she's not AS vile as her colleagues? Fuck that noise.

If they do not complete the very elaborate rat-burial-ceremony by sundown, his soul will be trapped between two worlds, never to find peace.

Looks like the MTA’s new sanitation pilot program is off to a great start!

Maybe what you’re witnessing is Frank dragging home Steve, who had a little too much whiskey down by the port and needed a good old-fashioned bro rat to get him back to Marg and the three kids safely.

I’m gonna hurl.

This post is exquisite. I feel everything and nothing.

We never leave a fallen comrade on the field of battle.

She’s just bringing her back home for a decent funeral.

All I can see is Rat Rat screaming “Damn it James, you are NOT dying on me! You’re gonna make it!” But we all know James is fucking dead.

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

^^^ So true. Kelly keeps getting an undeserved pass. She may not be Hannity and Trump levels of batshit crazy, but she most definitely has a well-earned seat at the casual racist table. Even when she tries to use Oprah to demonstrate she really does have a black friend y’all it comes off so wrong.

And to attempt to co-opt Oprah!! I’m not even being sarcastic, I fucking love Oprah and find it as offensive that Megyn considers her a role model as I do that Ted Cruz and I share a favorite movie. I’m hoping Oprah pulls a Patinkin and is all “NOPE” about being name-checked here. Blegh. “Get to the table and then do

Shit, I think I saw this guy, when I was doing an internship in NYC in the late 90s. If it wasn’t him, it was someone whose info I got from a subway ad. For some reason my skin fucking HATED New York — I had pretty bad acne all through my high school and college years, but it just went nuts the six months I was there.

Yeah. I feel like she might be one of those people who says, “not for me - except in these circumstances - and I don’t love it for anyone else but...”

Megyn and Shep (mostly Shep, I’ll be honest) are certainly guilty by association, and the horrible shit that comes out of their mouths from time to time is hard to take, because deep down I don’t buy that these motherfuckers actually believe it. They’re just salesmen selling crap to gullible fucking people.

One of my former editors was (is?) good friends with Dr. Zizmor.