This is less “Dirtbag” more “Lint trap”. ;)
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It can matter when it comes to people’s expectations of you.
Baphomet can get her pregnant if the Illuminati does the right ritual, which they will if it will get people to watch their tacky talent show.
What is the proposed message behind this shirt? Because I could kind of get it if the idea was, “Look, it’s tough to make a career as an artist and even tougher to make a good living. You should pick something steadier and more realistic like accounting or nursing.” But “president” and “astronaut” are both wildly more…
You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.
I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…
John Adams: “I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.”
My great-grandmother had* her 11th kid when she was 53.
My gynecologist said the same to me. Said it wasn’t just fertility treatments - that she’s seen a dramatic rise in women in their 40’s getting knocked up naturally in the last decade and that she makes a point to warn women who don’t want children that they can still be fertile.
“The internet can and will make you fat, as does justice.”
The eventual Glee unauthorized Lifetime movie just writes itself as more and more insane every year.
I just thought about how many teens and preteens were into Glee when it was big, and how the actors from the show did a couple in-character concert tours, and how easy it would be for a performer who was in that situation and had a taste for child porn and no morals whatsoever to invite a 13-year-old groupie backstage…
Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?
The internet can and will make you fat, as does justice. Why, just after reading that they caught Ethan Couch last night, I ate a celebratory grilled cheese and then later gained forty pounds.
Can I just say I really admire your maturity about this? Also,
Result: Congrats! This Aspen retreat will upset you the most.
Spot on, baby. SPOT. ON. {Sob. Why can’t I live in the Colorado mountains??????? I don’t even need to be rich or in Aspen!!!}
My sister: I’m thinking of getting Elf on the Shelf for the kids, what do you think?
I distinctly remember calling 911 when I was about 4 or 5 years old. I think we’d had a lesson in preschool/kindergarten about making a 911 call if there was an emergency, but I don’t remember that. I just remember coming home from school that day and my mom saying to me, in that tone that says you damn well better…
Someone needs to tell that fucking elf that snitches get stitches and end up in ditches.
The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”