Nah, it’s just his werewolf side is taking over!

Well, at this point he only has one option then:

From my mother’s sleep I fell into the State,
And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life,
I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.

in other “news” Ben Affleck got cast as Batman, there’s a financial crisis in Greece, and Donald Trump is running for President I think.

“bearded people need to be rounded up and executed”

You know what they say, there are no tiny 1,000 year old alien roles, just tiny 1,000 year old alien actors.

In most states, you can call *77 on your cell to get in contact with the highway patrol in the area. They should be able to relay your intention to the officer following you. Check on your state though, as some use other numbers. You should also turn on your hazards, use the right lane, and travel at normal speed.

THESE WHITE TEARS GIVE ME THE LIFE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

Wait, so the argument against something being one of these things is that if they found one in a narrow field of view, that there must be hundreds of thousands, and that’s not possible QED it could not possibly be the thing they say they found? I’m no astronomer, but that doesn’t seem like completely valid reasoning.…

Astronomer #1: You think we should call it a planet?

He is 50 years old. Heres the link to the article where he mentions his age... and yes I would have sex with him lol.

“Forget the stocking, Carmen, let’s fill that Orefice! Ho ho ho!”

Kate: I can see having a little too much punch and feeling festive...

I guess I would, as long as he is dressed/hairstyled like in the Fantastics cover. I’m getting some sort of early 19th century vibe from him there and I like it.

Would I?

I would! We’d drink eggnog out of Mason jars before lighting some tobacco flower candles, putting some Mumford and Sons vinyl on the turntable, and banging under a string of Christmas lights (white only, of course). He would be good at oral but prone to blurting out cheesy porno-isms like “hnggh, baby, yeah, lick that…