I love this letter.

I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.

But if Khloe didn’t bake those pies, then what did she film herself doing for her app?

Why wasnt this mentioned? Ladies and gents our new Tarzan!

Is anyone obsessed/in love with the little Hemsworth brother? Although my heart beats for Chris, the pocket Hemsworth is not without charm.. What a beautiful family!

Liza Minelli called: she wants her ®Cabaret Eyelashes™ back.

I think it was because he switched from doing beloved mainstream comedies like Ghostbusters to beloved indie dramedies, like Rushmore and Coffee & Cigarettes. I dig the dude’s movies, but I agree that just trotting out the Bill Murray aura for some weird street cred is getting annoying and weird

This comic is so on point

I like this. I’m 32, my parents are 73 and 69. Sometimes I panic at their age (most of my friends’ parents are 20 years younger than mine), like, I'm not ready to lose them. Then Mariah Carey, of all people, said something brilliant! That she's oblivious to age. I need to tattoo that on my forehead and chill out.

When I was around 11, I had a HUGE crush on Dan Aykroyd. Specifically, on Dan Aykroyd as the awkward mortician dad in My Girl. I spent a lot of time imagining that I was Jamie Lee Curtis’s character in that film. I tell people now and they don’t believe me.

I didn’t see it until a few years ago. Everyone fell all over themselves to talk about how awesome it was. I didn’t get it. I found it dull and their relationship was inappropriate and unsettling. I would have probably found it really cool if I’d seen it as a stupid teenager.

Yeah, for all of the shitty things Bill Murray has been accused of/done, I don’t see why doing indie films would be a strike against him.

For whatever reason, this comment really, like... affected me positively. I can’t think of the right word, but it just felt kind of reassuring. I’m breathing down the neck of 28, just went to my 10-year high school reunion, and am starting to freak out about being SO OLD and having none of my life together. So it was…

Dammit, age and experience - stop ruining things I enjoy!

17. There are no great men.

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.

During a recent Watch What Happens Live appearance Drew Barrymore said she would rather have notorious asshole Hugh Grant (who made her cry almost every day when they first started shooting Music & Lyrics or whatever that movie was called) deliver her baby than Bill Murray because he’s like a “scary angry clown.” I…

Kinda reminds me of the John Lennon adulation problem. For all his songs about peace and love, he was also an abusive husband who also took out his frustration on his kid. Spousal mistreatment seems to be a recurring character flaw with a lot of these "larger than life" guys; they're used to adulation and deferral, so…

When I was younger, I really, really, really loved Lost In Translation.