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I think “not taking yourself too seriously” is a good way to put it. If I’m going to have to do mundane shit like dishes and laundry and paying bills anyways, I might as well at least joke about it while I do, since all of those things are inherently sucky. Not everything sucks about being an adult (I wouldn’t go back

My fiancee gives me hugs and acts proud of me when I get the kitchen cleaned on my day off. I also suffer from social anxiety and depression so he knows it’s an accomplishment. I will share some of those hugs with you ::internet hugs::

this was a hit piece

this feels like bullying who do i call

33 was mine...it’s like “ok, realllllly in the 30s now.”

Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...

NOT SCREAMING AT MY COWORKER FOR DESCRIBING HIS POOPS TO OUR WHOLE OFFICE ROOM WHILE I’M EATING GRAPES #ADULTING

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

Have AdultoSaur been reached for comments? ?

Is this a thinly-veiled insult against Groupthink or what

Meeeeh.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

Fuck a nosebleed, Teddy Roosevelt got SHOT and kept on talking for 90 minutes:

Dude, have you been going through my blankets??

The problem with those lovely cream colored chunky blankets is that if I got one, it would never be washed and therefore would get Dog hair and cat hair and pizza sauce and cat pee and Chinese food sauce, and pot sticker sauce, and tikka masala sauce and white wine and red wine and vomit and period blood all over it

Reign, North, Saint....Are these children or New York’s Hottest Club?

It needs a nickname, for sure. I predict he ends up being Stan (only in my dreams where a Kardashian grows up to be middle management at an Inland Empire office furniture distributor. I have strange dreams)

I find all of this really gross. The article, the image, the act, the constellation of apps and sites that accumulate this utter crap, the downward spiral of American mediocrity...

I’m going to add to the pile and ask why Gawker is distributing images of a someone being raped. That's fucked up.