Drive is like Inherent Vice in that my fiance and his (male) friends all insisted I had to watch it because it was such a great movie, and then when I did it stole 2 hours of my fucking life that I’ll never get back.

Mandy needs to hook up with Zachary Levi now! Can you imagine? I would die.

It’s so fucking disgusting.

Whole swathes of the country could use this, sadly.

Seriously. My first thought was to wonder whether we could start having drones fly these pills into Texas, too.

35 bucks credit!! ho-leee shit. That’s awesome, thanks for letting us know about this.

Oh, damn. That looks serious.

I think some of these things happen when someone takes a pill, then forgets they took it, so then they have a drink. I did it once, with a strong painkiller that worked so well I just forgot I had taken it. Then I had a drink and bam, horrifying hallucinations and my heart was beating so fast I literally thought I was…

Are you me???

Eh, they’re famous, and 18 months still isn’t that long. It’s not like he didn’t know going into it that Taylor would have another boyfriend asap, that’s just her m.o.

I kinda don’t buy it, at least for Taylor, because she is so huge now. Her audience isn’t just young Christian kids anymore, she’s everywhere. If anyone’s career could handle it, hers could. Tom, maybe, I don’t know.

It’s so delicious, isn’t it?

Do you wanna break it to Karlie, or should I?

He’s recovered pretty well all things considered. He’s a professor and he was able to go back to teaching which is the main thing for him, it was touch and go for a while as to whether he’d lose his ability to speak but he didn’t, and as long as he’s still able to lecture, he’s happy. I just wanted to point out that…

My uncle got esophageal cancer, and his doctor said his lifelong habit of drinking very hot black coffee probably caused it (he got the cancer in his late 60s). Usually this is one of the cancers smokers get, from what I understand it’s pretty rare for nonsmokers like my uncle to get it. It’s a nasty one, too. My…

Alligators just go everywhere in Florida. My uncle lives there in a very fancy gated condo community and despite fences and security keeping an eye out for them to call animal control they still show up in his back yard all the time.

Yeah, last time I checked you could find jerks committing assault in every state.

Maybe just because it is a form of employment at least? Plenty of rich kids never hold a job.

Love her expression in that photo, like “yeah, I did it, and I had a great time, too!"

It is pretty creepy, considering the mother aspect. In the twenties though if you were 17, male, and from the working class you were basically an adult. Not quite the same as today.