I’m lucky that my fiance finds it adorable when, after I’ve had too much wine, I plop down on the bed and demand that he take off my socks for me and bring me a glass of water. Frankly I don’t know why he thinks that’s cute but I’m so glad that he does. Obviously I was born to be a celebrity.

He’s just like a glorious jerk, I honestly don’t know why people would expect anything other than that from him at this point.

So do I, and I would love to see it.

“Jessica - Too drunk to undress herself”

What a cutie patootie, as my grandmother would say!

Yes! Every time he was on screen I was just so excited. I bet he had a blast with that role.

I know, right?! Every episode this season, I just sat there in front of the tv, totally entranced. It was just fantastic. And that was the best acting I’ve ever seen from Kirsten Dunst, I was never a fan before but I have a lot of respect for her now.

I think YMCAs are great, but unfortunately the one near me is so expensive! A membership for me and my fiance there would be $70 a month, compared to $20 a month for both of us at the chain-owned place down the street. I’d still like to do it, but $840 a year is a lot of money for us.

This post is amazing, thank you!

I know what you mean but I think that’s just the nature of growing out very short hair unfortunately, even being famous can’t fix everything. They tend to just slick her hair back when it’s at a weird length, kinda like how it is here, which on her I think looks very cool. On me, it would look terrible.

Her hair is always so good! I don’t know who does her hair but they have been on point for years now.

Sadly it’s not like he has to spend much time on that himself, because so many other people in the state are working on it, too. Like our fucking attorney general :(

As an Ohioan who’s hated this chump for years now - LOL. Idiot.

I did not know that! Now I’m really sad for him.

Excellent advice. What helps me is to only buy clothing that I know I will wear on a regular basis, and that I know will still be in style in at least another year-two years’ time. So no trendy crap. I cut all that kind of stuff from my wardrobe when I started my first “real” job and it has served me well. I don’t…

Poor analogy. Acting is an art, not a sport.

If they actually said it, fine. But if he said it - rude! Too rude.

Wow. Wow, Uncle Jesse. How dare you.

Thanks, I needed that.

I can’t even think about Megyn Kelly without getting angry. Ms. “maternity leave is a handout, except for when I need it.” ugh. I seriously hate her. And to be completely, over-sharingly honest, I hate all women like her. All the Megyn Kellys of the world who know very well what patriarchy is and how it hurts us all,…