My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”
We were out after my birthday dinner and my mom is MOM DRUNK aka a bottle of red wine into the night. We’re walking to the car and she’s like “what does ismin parking mean? Eeeeeesmin.....iiiiismin....”
If I was that Uber driver, I would have kicked her ass out of the car. She can go fuck up someone else's insurance rates.
For serious. Who the fuck objects to seat belts?
Exactly! In college I would tell my friends, “this truck doesn’t start until everyone’s seat belts are on!” Some people would complain that they didn’t need to wear them because they were in the backseat! Nope, still gotta belt in.
And if they don’t care about themselves, I still don’t want them catapulting through my head on their way out the front windshield.
Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1000000% agree. I am beyond over this whole, "We have to tolerate all of the assholes on the planet and not tell them that they're assholes." ya know - some people really don't know they're jerks BECAUSE NOBODY TELLS THEM WHEN THEY'RE BEING JERKS.
Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than…
HOW ABOUT “YES, BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY MY TYPE?” WHY ARE YOU SEX-SHAMING ME, BOBBY?
This is weird...and makes me feel...things. I feel like this is really trying to scare women into buying into this. I feel like the name is awful. I feel like a series of photos of a dude about to punch someone who is ostensibly you is whoa. I feel like totally ignoring men as victims of abuse also kind of sucks. I…
I think the employee masturbating to Age of Ultron needs an intervention, there are much better things to furiously masturbate to.
WHO AMONG US has not
Not going to argue there, it was a heavy-handed “Look! They’re normal people!” move. The Ultimates was a kind of alternate imagining of the characters, so (assuming one likes to argue about such things) it could be dismissed as not canon. But including it in AoU crushed my hope of having Mockingbird from Agents of…
nick fury/helicarrier
if Avengers is made for nine-year old boys then I guess I must now count myself among them.
I could get into it in a different color. Maybe black with gold embroidery and sable brown fur trim. Maybe if it were more effortless and she didn’t actually need to hold it wrapped around her. Maybe it that headpiece didn’t look like the work of a middle class cosplayer. But the hair, makeup, and necklace are solid…
Can’t like it. It’s so Cher/JLo/Rihanna. It’s like a slutty genie costume made by Fredricks of Hollywood.
Be easy on the guy, he’s obviously new to being gluten intolerant now that he’s met this girl. Just needs some advice to get the hang of it.