Because no one calls Nicki Minaj "Queen Nicki Minaj", while for some reason Jezebel worships "Queen Bey?" I hate boxing—poor people smashing each other's brains in. It's so fucked. And then celebrities show up all glam and the women are all sexed up looking? I do not get it. Also, just looking at JayZ when he thinks…

Congratulations world. Y’all gave these two the GDP of the world’s 30 poorest countries COMBINED. I hope y’all are happy.

Lemme guess? She went to the fight because feminism. Yeah.

She looks amazing. She ought to be ashamed of herself for giving money to two homophobic misogynists. These are two facts.

ETA: Everyone else there should be ashamed, too. Louis CK, Ben Affleck, all ya’ll just lined the pockets of two morally bankrupt people.

But everyone knows not to leave their tootbrush out in the open in the bathroom because water droplets could go all over when one flushes the toilet, right? Plus, one closes the toilet before flushing. And bleach everything down on the regular. Or is this why I don’t have a live-in boyfriend?

“To recap, I was called both a “faggot” and a “chink” tonight by choker’s fans. To the first comment, I replied “I’d rather be a faggot than a BITCH!”

I’m a girl and I love craft beers. It’s almost all I drink. I’m not being snobby, they’re genuinely better than major brand beers. (And I live in a state where they’re prolific.)

I hate the major labels buying up craft breweries. It’s fine if they don’t change anything, but they often do. Elysian just got bought out,…

I find most belgian whites to be boring also, but the many varieties other than the original that Blue Moon makes are pretty good, especially for the price.

1) It’s not just dudes that enjoy and care about craft beer.

It doesn’t seem like it’s without misogyny. They stalk and assault the other woman who her boyfriend is two-timing with, not her boyfriend? (Doing that isn’t even revenge...)

Lol. I think the rule is, if you didn’t have sex on an air mattress that was slowly losing air, then you didn’t really have sex on an air mattress.

Laughing so fucking hard right now. Are we the same person?

-Wino

I think we should all go through and make a list of things we would have on our ridiculous adjective bodies:

Yeah. Lol I wonder what the male equivalent poster words would be, probably something like:

I’m a gay dude, but...I kind of feel like “X-Now with Girls!” is patronizing and lazy. Like, that women need their own version of something but also that women aren’t deserving of or capable of producing their own original content but have to gender-flip the male version (which is of course the default version).

Atwell wants “Cartinelli” to be a thing, apparently. I am OK with this.

Heh, it wasn’t easy. But I held out until I got to the car! At which point I did the thing where you look in the bag again and sort of gloat over all your self-indulgent purchases (does everyone do that?), and when I got to that one, started just CRACKING UP. I was by myself, so I hope other people in the parking lot…

It is played out, but I also think it’s pretty funny. That kind of gobbledygook blurb always reminds me of a Lancôme representative once explaining to me that their Génifique eye serum worked by “changing your genes,” at which point I am absolutely positive I started giving her Patient, Indulgent Old Lady Face. Which…