please don’t make me relive that awful moment.

As my husband likes to say: "That guy can say BAYNER 'til he's blue in the face, but ... "

And it’s not like he’s going around saying he understands women’s issues now, either. He was just talking about his own story. So I’m not really sure why this woman took offense.

chris hemsworth >>> liam hemsworth

Last night my glass of chardonnay was like “This is a stunning critique of both the boy band industrial complex and the experience of living under the male gaze” and I was like “you make a really good point chardonnay, let’s open another pack of pizelles”.

Um, are you me? Because I grew up on Lizzie Mcguire and will love and defend Hilary Duff to my dying day.

That’s the answer to so many “Would you bone....” scenarios.

Gosh, I wouldn’t even bone young Branson. He’s like an amphibious Eric Stoltz in that second one.

I get weirdly turned on watching Louie and it scares me.

..uhhm? She’s wearing the same amount of makeup she usually does, and looks just as pretty as she usually does..
Am I missing a joke?

Wait... Can’t wear tight OR loose clothing? HOW CAN ANYONE WIN AT THIS GAME?

“ Students must not wear clothing that is tight, loose, baggy, not baggy, long, short, pleated, flat or clothes,”

PETA should talk to the thousands or factory workers and call center workers who also can't pee whenever they want to while at work.

I guess it depends on how scientifically you’re using the word “breed.” I agree that selective breeding for physical appearance without a concern for animal health, is problematic and should be stopped. However, PETA’s taking shots at the entire “international pastime of domesticating animals,” which is far broader.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

This happened to me too! Everyone puts their leftover takeout in the fridge and leaves it till it goes bad, except me because I bring loads of cold cuts and sandwich stuff (it’s not only more economical, but healthier to boot). Last week someone cleaned it out and threw away $20 worth of sandwich meats and cheeses.…

When I was a kid, I saved all my baby teeth and kept them in a tortoiseshell box with a gold clasp. I was a creepy little kid, apparently. I used to write letters to the tooth fairy explaining that I still wanted money, but also I wanted to keep the tooth, please.

My mom paid me $100 to take out my nose ring in college.

Yo I tried to put my wisdom tooth under my pillow after I had it removed and that bitch did not even pretend to show up.

To the writer of this article: I’ve heard there are free apps that can record your phone conversations. Never tried it, but just thought I’d mention it.