I had two thoughts reading this.

i only barely tolerate Stannis because it means that Davos, true king of westeros, gets more screentime

The only way I can still get an erection is by thinking about my 401k.

But what of burned out people in their mid 30's ? WHAT!?

Yeah definitely. Disclose it all and let it out or the threat of that is hanging over your head forever.

We live in far more tolerant times and there are plenty of people out there who wouldn't see bisexuality as any barrier to a committed union.

I think that’s Carson Kressley - one of the Queer Eye guys.

I was waiting for someone to reference Reno Clementine's passion for Steely Dan. Ever since, I have vowed that, if I get fired, I'm just going to sell everything and tour with Steely Dan.

I just really want you to picture Mark trying to climb that giant pole (phrasing, boom)

Staring at the ceiling it is, then.

Because you think it's okay for them to misgender Leelah in death, even though that is precisely what drove her to death in the fucking first place.

You don’t find that horribly disrespectful to her memory? Because I and all of my trans friends do. One said she would rather be in a mass grave with no remembrance of her at all than have that happen.

I'd rather have diarrhea than watch this. I'd rather run in to an ex looking like crap than watch this. When the commercials stop airing, I'm going to celebrate by buying myself a cupcake.

Haha right now I use my fiancé :)

Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Unless you gamble away the kids college fund. Or clumsily leave some egg shell bits in the scrambled eggs. Or start reading Ayn Rand, in an unironical fashion. Or join a cult. These are all hypotheticals by the way.

I’m imagining the “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” sequence. I now fully support Mark Shrabyer as Fa Mu Lan.

Chloe Bennet is half Chinese, speaks Mandarin, and even released an album in China.

Dammit, I should’ve read this before I voted for Mark Shrayber.

And much better than a Megan Fox white Mulan would be.

That use of cake pops does look pretty but in my head I'm rolling my eyes and thinking "so 2008".