This is the way I feel these days too. I think she means well most of the time and has a kind heart, she’s just infinitely clueless. She’s an incredibly rich actress positioning herself as a life coach for middle to upper middle class plebs who is bewildered by regular life choices. She’s like an entertaining sitcom…

I just want to describe something today as a bullshit pie made of sadness. That is all.

Looks like you have a touch of rosacea there, friend?

Wow. Bottled lime juice is certainly not as good but eh, it’s not so bad on top of an avocado.

Aaagh. While I like the premise of this article, I'm not comfortable with a lot of it. Like another commenter mentioned, demanding antibiotics is NOT the best way to go with a doctor. Demanding anything from a doctor is generally not a good idea. It pisses them off and adds unnecessary time/tests/costs/drugs that…

I don't think you're weird, I think your parents must be awesome. My husband and I would each kill the other if he/I suggested taking my mom, his mom, or his dad and stepmom anywhere on vacation for any reason. He's gone out of town with my daughter and his dad and stepmom once and swore he'd never get on a plane or…

I can't believe I missed this. I have one of the best horrible honeymoon stories from my first wedding:

Cake pops make me aggressively angry. CAN I JUST EAT SOME NORMAL FUCKING CAKE. Cake is already perfect. We have learnt how to cake. We do not need these cake shenanigans.

It was two decades ago in a very quiet part of rural Ireland; I wouldn't place bets on the little old lady's condom familiarity prior to getting a surprise present of a lot of used ones in a bag. A decade earlier, condoms were almost impossible to buy in Ireland. It's a very different culture. And I would hurl NOW if…

It's pretty, but I hate it.

Are these fucking cake pops on a cake? I admit that I'm biased against cake pops since oh my god, I can just eat a slice of cake, I don't need to make it a process. But this seems extra obnoxious to me for some reason. It's pretty, but I hate it.

I wish the girl had shouted “WHO’S THE BABY NOW? while picking her up.

Here’s Chris Pratt being all cute.

...which seems like normal teenager stuff, tbh

I know, I looked at that first sentence and thought, how about "I don't usually wear makeup at all, due to…" "…the fact that I am just naturally a perfect-looking human"?

Jeremy sometimes wears makeup when he is not in front of the camera

god I love this. Like Connie, I too have been told that purple eyeshadow brings out my hazel eyes. I believe it but I hate wearing purple, always feel I look bruised, and am not big on non-neutral coloured eyeshadow anyways.

Frances Eliza, go away with your perfect no makeup skin and eyebrows.

You know what's a real inconvenience? Lawsuits.