I agree with this. Like, Idris can do better than a cold, emotionally unavailable womanizer. He’s got real charisma, and that role is charmless.

I too must apologize for the big picture - and I don’t know why it’s sideways! But here’s a puppy smile for you.

Get a load of these motherfuckers:

This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?

The fainting sheep imagery is perfect. Ma has a Jack Russel that has a very melodramatic flop action for snuggles and I’ve never heard it described so well!

I love all of these and can make ya’ll pj’s. Proper ones with collars and buttons and pockets.

Here is Isabel, giving me the look she gives me every time i take her picture which is like 35 times a day.

Who’s a good boy? Who's a good boy?

It’s doxie time!

My little girl’s boyfriend moved out of state today. I caught their last hurrah. I’m seriously teary-eyed over this. She’s the white puff ball and he’s the rakish terrier.

This is the most hilarious dog picture I have right now.

I hand out eye rolls like penny candy.

And I have no idea how people sleep without full pjs and socks. It creeps me out.

This one is such thinly veiled racism! Preferences are fine, but I do not believe that your preference excludes an entire race of people. I prefer brunettes, but I’ve definitely found a blond hot every now and then. But a black person is just never ever attractive to you? So that’s why you could never date a black…

I have found Prince weirdly sexy since I was a little girl. Much in the same way David Bowie gave me the tingles in the Labyrinth

He’s 42, which ... could make him your grandfather if you were like 16 and everyone had their babies at 13.

Unrelated, I thought Mickey Rourke was attractive in Iron Man 2 as well and I tried to put my brain on time out, but it didn’t seem to work. Military school next time? Get it together, brain.

Idris Elba would like to have a word with these women.

Sorry, I’m just not attracted to twi-leks...

I don’t see how anyone can say this about POCs and not be racist. Like, hot is hot. I don’t think there’s a single race out there where I was like, naw, all billion of you are just not good sorry.