Kill: Self

you could have stopped at “ted cruz just said” and i would have automatically known it was something dumb and horrible

Wow, he’s a fucking scumbag.

Murder/suicide all three.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL X INFINITY INTO FOREVER

You know, I take serious issue with the fact we are calling this idiotic. The jokes he wrote weren’t funny, and they were definitely antisemitic and weirdly misogynistic for literally no reason. It didn’t even improve the stupid, shitty jokes. Had he been, say, a Republican staffer who was making inappropriate…

I feel you. I’ve been too lazy to get my mini pill refilled, so its been a week or so since my last pill and I’ve been puttering around the house, sad and depressed as fuck. Looking at the state of my chin right now doesn’t help.

Even if he was telling the truth about this (lol nope) there is no evidence he got in because he pretended to be black. Also, he has a post on his site calling Abigail Fisher the Rosa Parks of our time. Go ahead and Google who that is in case you forgot who she was.

Ahhh. Yeah, that's super weird. Also gives more credit to the "this guy in no way, shape or form actually wanted a cake" theory.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

My parents took is on a two week cross country camping trip, and stopped at a whole bunch if stuff that is not interesting to kids.

Paris handled that well but I mean she HAS to be jealous of Kim. I feel like Kim is way more relevant and famous than Paris ever was/will be.

“Blessed are the meek, because they don’t post self righteous kinja replies to people who may or may not observe their particular brand of religion.” - Jesus

Thank God, that's an Oedipal Complex that even the Greeks couldn't stomach.

If only there had been a good guy with a chair, this could have been prevented.

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

Exactly. That’s what I hate. People get in an uproar over comments, but it depends on who says it. “Oh, that person can say a shitty thing about others, because they’re From a certain group. But this person can’t, because they are a different color”. Why can’t we call shitty people on being shitty and saying shitty…

Yeah, and I’m pretty sure Mia would have a better idea of who is the father than, say, Nancy. Or anyone else at all. So there’s that.

Note the difference in the exposure.

My worst loud sex story is when I went to Burning Man (I know, I know, get past it everybody) and the girl in the tent next to me made the most of the festival by having LOUD sex with a rotating parade of guys (which I respect) at six every single morning (which I most certainly do not respect.) We were all staying up…