“I very tenderly explain that I will guarantee them at least one orgasm.”

You have to be having sex with other people

Don’t you mean Miguel Sanchez?

US example beyond just a limited series: Vice Principals fined it’s entire run before the first season ever aired.

Nor Krabapple, nor Lunchlady Doris.

I never understand the love for season 5 of BB. It’s great because it’s Breaking Bad, but it just felt like an epilogue after the end of season 4, when Walt vanquished the only character that was ever a match for him. He “won.”

It was filmed as Blue Balls Harvest

In its defense, it was Revenge of the Nerds, not Non-Spiteful and Morally-Appropriate Reprisal of the Nerds.

Unless you don’t consider Wilco to be a rock band, I feel like they’d have to be on the list.

For years (you know, before the internet), I had heard of a Rutger Hauer film called Blood Of Heroes and couldn’t find it anywhere, or knew of a video store owner that could find it listed by his suppliers.

It wasn’t until years later that I discovered I had already seen it around eleventy billion times . . . as the…

The Scoob Troob?

You’d understand if you saw the masterpiece that is Blind Fury

I have just now realized that Steve and Dustin are:

Actually, Robin’s extensive research conclusively demonstrated that Steve sucks 

It’s crazy! I’m so happy that the world is so excited about this announcement. When just 15 years ago all of these people would have been considered some C-list ass characters. B-List at best. I heard a bunch of hot girls in my office talk about how excited they were for the Wanda show because she was their favorite.…

Dude, take your condescending bullshit and get fucked. I was joking. If you don’t think a joke is funny, fine, but spare me the pointing fingers.

“Here’s an argument for something that already exists to never have existed.”

The best thing they could’ve done is turn the focus over to Steve and make Steve and Robin the main characters instead from now on.

As a sentient seagull, I too am very offended, I'll be writing a str- OH SHIT SON, SOMEONE LEFT SOME FRENCH FRIES IN THIS GARBAGE CAN

How many Edwards’ in a furlong?