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I ought to say - my approval of The Devils Rejects has an asterisk next to it that says “The movie and it’s misogynistic and hateful message is irredeemable in the extreme. The reason I prize it highly is that it was an excellent exploitation movie and did it’s job perfectly - but as with any other exploitation movie

Still, the first three or four were legitimately great movies. It wasn’t until House of 5 Corpses that it started to turn sour.

The Guardian’s Angelique Chrisafis reports, the country’s terrifying new hovertrooper is “former jetskiing champion and military reservist Franky Zapata” and his vehicle was designed with help from the French military.

At this very moment, a high-ranking a-hole has just informed the developer of the hoverboard that his entire project has been cancelled for ridiculously petty reasons. With no other recourse, the developer will enable a highly dangerous and experimental mode for the hoverboard, and for reasons not well explained will

Who? I see two top editors are leaving AV Club, one of them in tears as she said on Twitter, and I look at this whole front page, and it’s holy shit, so much garbage I don’t give a fuck about.

Poopy pants phase was the best phase. And that walk that went with it.

As you can tell from my writing style I am 100% definitely here to have reasonable, logical discussions.

In any case, this season won me over by keeping Steve in the sailor costume the entire time. I am a simple man who’s relatively easy to please, and I literally don’t care about anything else that happened. I guess

“I’ve banned one of my son’s friends from my house for a year...” I’ve been that kid, although not for the reason you mention. Also, when I was around Mike’s age, I was literally thrown out of a girl’s house by a father for violating the open door policy and making out. As in, I landed on my ass on the front lawn. I

Yeah I respectfully disagree with this completely. I found Hopper’s behavior to be a new father who would have struggled with a teenage daughter (as many do IRL) in even the best of circumstances, and their circumstances are hardly ideal.

actually, no, you don’t have that, it’s over!!!!

That’s called a “movie star persona.” You might as well ask how many films Bruce Willis can star in playing a sarcastic blue-collar guy, or how many films Arnie could star in playing a charismatic killing machine, or how many films Tom Cruise could star in playing an intense weirdo.

As someone who knows what Welcome Back Otter refers to, I feel your pain.

This video is awful by every metric. But I guess Friends is click-baity.

Which is exactly the thing a lizard person who built the pyramids and lives at the center of the Earth would say!

What kills me is that at the time the special was released, I was living 10 miles from Burkittsville, had obviously never heard a word of this supposed local legend, and still bought it, because in my 14 year old mind I couldn’t fathom that the Sci Fi channel would lie to me about it. I remember after it ended wonderin

Actually, ‘Catwoman’ drew extensively from the comic book one-shot, ‘Catwoman Awkwardly Plays Basketball’.

That’s unfair - some clowns are just rapists.

He’s a fashion designer who can’t find love until he learns to first love himself. His catchphrase is “You wanna know where I got these scarves?”

“Sorry, folks, only white people are allowed into Gods of Egypt Land. Once again, white people only. Right this way.”

Most chilling is Mike’s casual solution to Will’s impassable D&D campaign: burning their outpost and sacrificing themselves to defeat a powerful enemy. As a last-ditch strategy to end a campaign, it’s sensible, even noble. As foreshadowing, it’s ominous.