Crank 2 should win anyone over, at least anyone who can appreciate the simplest possible plot designed to carry the characters from one completely insane situation to another while saying lines that are totally bonkers.

“Holy shit, look at this poor guy! Slashed to ribbons, blood everywhere, he’s gonna need an IV.”

“Seeds of conflict successfully planted, the film shifts from the snowy bleakness of the States to the sun-dappled beauty of Hälsingland“

I find that when I’m asking myself this question about music, the answer is usually yes. When it’s a movie, the answer usually ends up being no. Maybe that’s just because I’m more likely to give music a second chance because who has time to watch a movie you weren’t sure you liked twice?

“Here’s a little song for you called ‘Run For Your Life’.”

“Wait, you mean you guys have never heard of Nickelback?”

Gonna say it: Trainspotting 2 wasn’t half bad.

“Here’s my new song. It’s called Revolution #9.”

“BOOOOO”

[Five years from now . . . ]

Eventually Date Masmune was defeated by another samurai. Unfortunately, when he went around saying he “beat the One-Eyed Dragon”, most people just assumed he was talking about masturbating and were very uncomfortable.

Suggested tagline: “This Cashier is ready to make some change.”

How about:

They coulda worked a little harder to make the title sound less like one of those crappy free-to-play mobile games.

“It was made as more of a dramatic, intimate, smaller film.”

To say nothing at all how the proceeding film did literally nothing to establish Jean as a person outside of "magic psychic lady". A movie like Infinity War can skip character development, because other movies did that already. Jean was a bland blank slate before this.

HI Glenn!

“This is bullshit. I did not cut her face off, I did naaaaaaaht.”

I got the results back. I definitely have eye-nipples.

My money is on the Lemonheads’ cover of Mrs Robinson from The Wolf of Wall Street.

“Shaft. The name conjures up . . . irresistible . . . dick . . . jokes.”