There’s a very good reason why that waterfall date felt as hollow as a lakeside date in Naboo...

Tagline: Whose da man? You da man! A buddy-comedy on CBS this fall! 

Eventually “The Last Man” will refer to the sole creative in the entertainment industry who has not been hired as showrunner for this.

This is wacko thinking, but isn’t it a little coincidental that this movie, which portrays the ending of the career of an older, blond singer of a grunge-like band, is called Her Smell, while there’s also a new movie coming out about a young, blonde singer just starting out in a similar band called Teen Spirit (which,…

Okay, I fucked up. I don’t usually think of them as a grunge band, as they started a *little* earlier than some others. But they were in that scene, you’re right.

Him, Sam Rockwell, Joaquin Phoenix and Christian Bale are the actors that I could watch in anything. 

sucks all the cool—all the sexiness, all the glamour, all the romance—out of a downward spiral into debauchery.

You’re getting your Gallaghers mixed up, chaps. Noel is the elder, and he’s the one who made the soup comment about Liam

It’s supposedly based on Claremont’s “Demon Bear Saga” about Dani Moonstar battling the bear spirit that murdered her parents.

Something to do with a evil sentient bear thing. 

Ugh. Next they’ll do a fucking Darth Vader origin. It’s like, COME ON guys, the mystery is what makes the character great!

What I’ve always wondered, and maybe this movie will touch on it a bit, is how Spiderman was created, and what drives him to fight crime the way he does.

I thought this was a Patch Adams origin story.

I like that Han Solo analogy. But I’d want to give George, Alex, and the showrunners more credit than just trolling or being gratuitous. Even with a horrific death, they’re making a point.

He’d probably lose it when he saw how much it costs for a pack of smokes 

My Dinner With Owen

Tagline: This time, green is good.

Zack Snyder on people “whining” about how Batman/Superman shouldn’t murder people:

Fine. They’re now “Unobtainiots”.

Handlen’s put in the work on Trek here for almost a decade and done a fantastic job. You don’t like it, scamper off to reddit or something to feel better about yourself.