Am I the only one who thought she had magnificent drapey sleeves before realizing it was the chair?

I would wonder if doctors/everyone around them are not being blatant or obvious enough about the stark reality of the situation, but it’s reached a level of international publicity and discourse that can’t be ignored. The parents have to understand at this point, unless they are willfully ignorant, the fact that he’s…

Birthday twinsies!

I’m near the end of a lovely European vacation, and I’ve had this conversation with my travel mates (one of whom is a very good bartender/server)-who the fuck do you think is going to give you good service at a restaurant? Some 16 year old who was told they couldn’t have any extra allowance for their clothes, or an…

7 for me please. I'm taking a taxi.

Especially crappy happy hour margaritas over several hours. The customers are at fault, not the server.

And seriously, if they were there for several hours 7 margaritas isn’t that overboard. Enough to call a taxi, yes, but not enough to warrant being shut down on service. Fuck these sanctimonious assholes. I hope the next time they order three beers at happy hour they get shut down.

Do people who do this get blacklisted by Ferrari? It's so hard to get your hands on cars like these, even if you have the money, that I'm just wondering if there are any repercussions for being an asshat.

My husband and I went to disneyworld on our honeymoon, and when we ate at the sushi restaurant they made us origami rings in blue and pink that I still have. We are constantly surprised/feel terrible for people that are so astounded by simple manners and decent tipping that they feel the need to do something special…

I would be more worried that the delivery dude might get creepy about it. I make my husband answer the door if I'm braless cos the guys tend to be a bit leering. And because running downstairs without a bra hurts my titties.

Retaliation seems fully warranted here. I judge you for nothing and also feel sad you didn’t get a slushie, so double kudos to you.

I was in Italy one time and witnessed an increasingly irate US citizen demand paper bills instead of 1 and 2 euro coins. Watching him deflate when another American (me) explained to him that sometimes things are different in other countries is still one of my favorite travel moments ever.

I’m not normally one to point out typos, but I read “rection” as “erection” and it made your comment that much better.

Ultimately I was just glad I didn't have to eat there.

They definitely had reservations at this one, because I watched them scroll through all of them with an increasing sense of dread.

I showed up with my hubby for a friend’s birthday at the Cheesecake Factory on a Friday night. Birthday boy was turning 25 (so should be a functioning human), and told us to show up at 7:30. We arrived first, and asked for the reservation under his name, since he said about 30 people were coming.

That isn't so bad. It's the people that order Coke and then specify Sprite/rootbeer/not cola

No, it's proof that Pinkham IS God.

Even contemplating it is rude. And I wrote thank you notes to everyone. Even those that didn't bring gifts. Because their presence was their gift, and I invited them because I wanted to share an important moment in my life, not squeeze $100 out of them.

People don’t seem to understand that every pre wedding party is not just an excuse for more gifts. I definitely had some older friends and relatives who were financially well off give me multiple gifts, but I expected nothing from anyone. Because a wedding is about love and marriage, not that martini glass set.