I wanted to keep the list to film characters versus TV. Which I thought was fine, because there was a MacGyver movie! But then I realized I was actually thinking of MacGruber—who was still on the long(er)list.

I thought of the Jeep FJ but yours is much closer.

Because Andrew said in the article “I’m imaging this to be about the size of Jason’s Changli”? 

Lancia Appia Jolly anyone?

No fucking kidding. I grew up in Tennessee, moved to California. As soon as you leave the cities around here and head to the mountains its shocking how many confederate flags I see. And California wasn’t even a part of the war or had anything really to do with it.

My heritage is a bunch of WASPy Michiganders that still say the N word, but I still managed to turn into a decent person. Indoctrination is no excuse for lack of personal growth and failure to understand context. Fuck that flag, and fuck anyone who says it’s their heritage. Get it out of here.

“detract from the design.”

I’m curious how you were able to extract those two cents out of your pocket with your ass being so tight.

“and anyone who thinks this is worth putting on their vehicle, to me, has signalled something about themselves to the world.

They’re absolutely incongruous with what Calvin and Hobbes was about, no question. These are meant to mock the fundamental idea of those Calvin-peeing stickers, which are, of course, idiotic. But that’s kind of the whole point?

The general stickers are dumb. A sticker on a glorified golf cart, basically making fun of those very stickers, is harmless.

This was the original concept rendering, but the idea has changed slightly since then. It’s mostly the same, but...  

you must be confusing him with Tanner Faust....

If you happen to watch Free Solo (highly recommended,) they do an fMRI of Alex Honnold’s brain at one point. The amygdala...just doesn’t do anything.

Concussions.

Youre the type of dude to hate on shit just to be “edgy”.

Lol seriously. Travis Pastrana is the friend who is effortlessly more talented and better than you at everything, but doesn’t make you feel bad and is basically just a wholesome guy. 

Or High Performance Driving Event

There’s a diesel Mk1 Rabbit with a (likely) cracked head on local Craigslist. I’d put it in that for a nifty runabout. 

I loved Nostalgia Chick's take on Spice World and it's nuttiness. Best part is when we get to Meat Loaf as their bus driver talking about fixing the bus' toliets. "I love these girls and I'll do anything for them…but I won't do that."