frenchlicker
Frenchlicker
frenchlicker

The UK comedian Ross Noble tells this awesome story of when he became rich and famous he bought himself a TANK. An actual decommissioned TANK.

$12,000? What a rip off! I’m gonna buy it second-hand for peanuts, then complain how they don’t make new cars anymore that I’d be willing to buy.

I believe they still have both, but its done digitally so you have to toggle back and forth from KM to miles and the markings stay the same. I saw it on a new Chevy impala driven by a Canadian couple. Jeeps also have it.

Nearly everything is legal over here. We have a lot of freedom when it comes to vehicles, its even legal to drive tanks on the road.

This is my in-law’s lot...Fairly Reliable Bob’s in Boise.

Not on the roads - there’s nothing to stop us lifting trucks per se, but it tends to be the proper off-road crowd that install mild lift kits, rather than someone looking to make a statement about personal rights or our civil war in the mid-1600s...

Oh, my.

Maybe in a circus?

Excuse me, which way to Wollingstoke-on-Fleeb?

Oh, you don’t like little yellow compacts in your pictures? Okay. Well HERE’S MY NEW VEHICLE, SO GOOD LUCK TAKING PICTURES NOW YOU VANDALIZING SHITFUCKS!

Well, now we know where those people who sued their garage-owning neighbor moved to after losing their lawsuit.

shut your whore mouth

Well lets check the scoreboard:

Ability of travel ban to stop Terrorists from these countries: Insufficient Data because its either not actually that big a problem, or we were already stopping them beforehand

This is not an “accidental leak”, this is more of an easter egg........

I’ll be honest, when I saw the headline I thougt, “Come on Freddy! I’ve got two Datsun’s, you haven’t seen rust like I have!”

In reality, when you factor in maintenance costs, the thieves are estimated to have lost about $200k.

Honestly, I’ve always had some weird love for these turn of the century SVTs. Just fun enough to drive dumb and cheap enough to not be too paranoid to actually do it.

You must be mistaken. I’m pretty sure Sean Spicer will soon be announcing that Poland has always been part of Russia.