Kim Jong Un could die of heart disease and Trump would take credit for it. What a chode.

That’s quite similar to the Apple Car concept

As we’ve seen so far from Trump, do you really think he’s taking a calm, cool and rational approach?

Except most Jalopnik commenters know something about, respect, and love cars.

Neutral: Used car prices are already sky high it seems. I want to buy a cheap truck to replace my cheap Subaru for winter months and it is hard to find a clean inexpensive truck here in the midwest.

If we learned anything from the first week of President Trump, is that his administration is just complete improvisation.

Don’t you mean suicide nets?

Yeah, and good thing your unemployed have nothing to worry about it they have a health issu... Oh wait.

He didn’t punt him. He didn’t tag him. He rubbed him. And rubbin’, Stef, is racing.

You can get the first two done with the third one.

I am literally typing a response.

All I need is a taller garage, a shorter car, and a deeper bank account.

Radar cruise makes it less fatiguing on the highway. Previously, I was always bumping the cruise up and down for traffic, or hitting the brake, then resuming, etc.

That moment when you’re driving using the cruise control accel/decel buttons and the car in front of you is going 20mph slower than you. Code brown.

It’s more like - Play a racing game and get the car all squirrely and / or into some sort of weird situation with other cars - pause game - ask friend to un-pause and sort it out without them knowing what you were doing previously.

Ever played a racing game, let’s say Forza, and then the phone rings, you put it on pause for 5 minutes, come back, resume and ....

A late model luxury car repo? Nah..never happpens....

Anyplace USA.

Neutral: Considering my bi-monthly trip to Walmart usually results in buying $200 of stuff from a list containing $15 of needs, I will never say never. However, I’m concerned about returns — will I need an orange sticker to prove it’s not stolen, or can I just drive it straight to Customer Service, right between the…

I mean seriously, in our lives, we might be cool, but we’ll never be “shaving to a mohawk and them jumping out of a plane to shoot Nazis” cool.