Yes, conservatives, take a stand, on the railing of a bridge.

“materialism” is he anti-capitalist?

Isn’t this kind of implying the child didn’t want the sweet relief of death?

Get a sticker that says “Hello my name is Hatchback Man” then it’s official.

Let’s steer clear of porn hub crossovers.

Kinda sounds like cat person, and you can’t trust a cat person.

Why can’t I just stare at my feet and not talk to anyone?

Not only that, but “I’m going to take shit a bunch of anonymous knuckle draggers throw against the wall seriously.”

“Car men” sounds as awkward as “car women”

Can you think of a better term?

How do we just abort the whole thing so pence is out too?!

She needed psychiatric help but chose to do porn instead?

Is this a white collar crime or a blue collar crime?

My what?

I expected more leopard print.

That’s why I love and hate craigslist.

Or sell it for cash and get $200 MORE* and not have to use a stupid bestbuy gift card since bestbuy is trash.

*in my case a 6s plus 128gb

I do this in racing games to show off.

MK ULTRA mind control.