ugh, the pan over to the neighborhood at :14 for no apparent reason was the absolute cringiest

The iphoneX humble brag made me punch my monitor.

My dad always said that 4wd means double the walk once you get stuck- and double the speed when you get into trouble

It is even worse than I thought, when turning on the Chrome developer tools. With adds blocked, it takes about 1.3 seconds and about 850 KB of data. With adds on, it takes 9. seconds and loads 6.6 MB.

You actually mentioned the real problem: loading a payload into an ad isn’t hard. Pretty much every hit my install of Bitdefender detects comes in from an ad server, so sorry, not turning it off. My uBlock shows 36 hosts (on 33 domains, jebus!) being connected to just for this page, the average is around 40 looking at…

Nah. This site is actually pretty terrible with ads and 3rd parties. I did a comparison on Gizmodo a while back.

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

I’ve never understood this. If you are selling a 1990 Lumina and I’m searching for 2010 M5, what are the chances I’m going to be thankful that your ad popped up in my search? “Well, I wanted a $30,000 performance German car, but now that I think about it, an $800 GM POS would be close alternative.”

No 1.9L?

I don’t see the big deal, this is how I finish every race.

They made that up. Somehow I’ve made it to almost age 67 with all the TP rolled under and I haven’t been carried off by the plague. Rolling under boosts your immune system!

Nope. Nick. Please don’t be a putz. This is the day that you get everybody ELSE totally blotto as hellfuck. (While you smilingly throw your toddies in the ferns.)

TIL: 4chan is filled with trolls.

Biting into one of those heinous sweet rolls when I am expecting a delicious savory roll is the worst Thanksgiving practical joke invented.

Extra salty, I see.

Exactly!

You had me going for a second there. Nice work.

Yes...absolutely. In fact there a couple of solid colored ones floating around in the wild. Rumor is a few VW dealers, who had a hard time selling them, made them solid colored again to get them to sell. They are most likely repainted instead of panel swapping though as it would be cheaper and easier. Also very few…

You beat me to it! Well done!