CP all the way

a-are you policing men about p-p-policing women?

Spin and push like you’re juicing an orange.

Or herpes.

“look at my generic white enclave mcmansion neighborhood” did it for me.

It sounds like trash, and your pan job of your cookie cutter mcmansion neighborhood makes you look like a tiny handed crybaby.

“e30 rear subframe”

You’re doing it wrong. Put the hatch on an E30.

(generic image from google)

But I want iMessage on PC....

CTRL+F “hydraulic fluid”

Orange ya glad I didn’t pay attention to the road?

John Muir drank burnt mud water when he built Yosemite. Do that, yuppie trash.

Great, now I’m going to be priced out of the van market too.

I did. And to be fair I pulled from three or four different ads but still, it’s a wall of text if it was only one set of keywords.

Can someone build a bot that auto reports people who use keywords?

What a clown.

Can you?

I contacted apple support about the last battery crashing issue (phone turns off at 25%) and they had me downlowd their support app and over the air they did a diagnostic check, which showed me all kinds of fun info about the phone.

How can I do that again without having to call apple support?

Putting a color filter on a federally mandated 55w bulb actually dims the light, but whatever.

Putting a color filter on a federally mandated 55w bulb actually dims the light, but whatever.