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Sitting in someones office and hearing the door mysteriously lock all by itself would be trucking weird. How does he mask the locking noise, does he cough or drop a book when he hits the button?

You call this living?

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How disgustingly fucked up do you have to be to have sex (rape) someone too doped up on drugs to do anything about it, and has bruises and probably a black eye or two?

Tarantino has always seemed like a slimy piece of shit.

When I called the local chain tire store that everyone seems to rave about, I asked for prices of some summer tires and the response was condescendingly “What are summer tires, I don’t even know what summer tires are.”

Fuck you, lady.

I notice with the bigger rolls that over the front makes it bind up until the roll is the size of a normal roll so you pull two sheets off and it rips. Over and over. Under doesn’t do that.

Literally the fucking worst.

The end hangs over the top no matter which way you put the roll on. As for science, around back is correct.

Try honey next year.

Someone else made it this year, it was a nice upgrade from the canned and not over sweet or sour.

I used to have a ranger pickup 4x4 of the same era. I so badly want a bronco ii and I keep seeing them on Craigslist for stupid low money.

[feigned outrage]

So she’s single?

I used to make my own, but now I’m lazy. It was kinda tart, but that helped cut through literally every other dish that is overly sweet and/or fatty.

Burning man art car?

Um, dude, that’s the recipe for making cool crystals.