Did you get that security patch for your barn to protect against termites?

I’m not going to update to iOS 11. How boned am I?

Hey thanks. I donno what to say except good luck and I hope it’s the more mild type. :/

Yeah my dad died a decade ago from ms. Fuck that and fuck them.

Why the hell are meds $5k a month? F that greedy company right up the ass.

Holy fuck why is this so insane?

I got a 200k mi E30 for the price of “I need to pay my PGE bill and you need to tow it”

Man, that song is FIRE!

Looks like the photog has been hittin the spiced cider a bit too hard.

If I wanted to see a wasted life I would have looked in the mirror at noonish just after I woke up.

I’d rather have a computer program running america, probably written by that 13 year old dork.

He so badly needs to take one so when it falls on his sub 100 face he can outlaw IQ tests.

Son, where’d you learn to be That Guy™?

BMW? Maybe 2-3 times purchase price. But my BMW was under $500.

You could destroy it by parking it down wind of the fires here in Hella Nor*Cal

Looks like e46 by the angled door frame. (why is the door even open?)

The driving better be good because the story seems bad.

Hilarious, but missing “FOR SELL ONE (1)...” numbering schemes.