If you think that guy is Santa, you have been sadly misinformed.

The colour and style are all wrong. It would look much better if the sleeves were up. When I first saw it, I thought that the sleeves had accidentally fallen down. Imagine it in a deep crimson red or pink.

Can you shrink suede slippers? I have a pair that fit perfectly until someone with big feet wore them. Now they are way too big for my feet but I want to keep them because they are beautiful and were a birthday present.

She had her baby in July, six months ago. Her breasts are bigger, maybe nursing still so I'm guessing she is getting used to being sized differently. I bet she poked Wills in the eye now and then with those.

Oh My Dog, those sweet puppy dog eyes when he has the collar on. I can't have another dog, I live with two psychotic chihuahuas with delusions of grandeur, but still...

She keeps saying "I know!"

The back of the ticket reads "Athletes of any kind are more important than you and your life. Suck it up, loser." Thanks for using Delta!

Two scrambled eggs with cheese and salsa mixed in. It takes care of my protein and is not overly filling. Plus, it's ready in 5 minutes which is crucial in the AM when my blood sugar and energy level is low.

My kid worked in Switzerland for 3 years. Travel as much as you can, even if it's just day trips. Zurich to Paris is much cheaper than Seattle to Paris.

I knew Britain was going to Hell in a hand basket, but did not realize that they had arrived there already.

Strange but true, I worked with a woman who only bought Liz Claiborne and Donna Karan (?) not sure of the spelling, even though she could buy better quality store department clothes for less.

I had a friend who was attacked by one, he was 4 years old and visiting his grandparents. His grandma had to kill the turkey to save him. She cooked the turkey and he ate it with the rest of the family. Moral: turkeys are mean. Don't mess with grandma, she will kill you and serve you for dinner.

My MIL always did the wrapped in bacon turkey. Best part was when she took it out of the oven and everyone got to eat the now crispy bacon with their fingers standing around the kitchen. It was a rule and a family tradition.

This sounds so good, I'm buying a turkey breast just to try it.

Last year I had to cook 4 15lb turkeys in one day. I asked the butcher to quarter the turkeys. I cooked all the breasts at once, all the thighs, then all the legs. Since the pieces roasting were all the same it was easy to get them done at the same time. As they came out of the oven, I wrapped them in tinfoil to…

And like my family the fighting stops when everyone is distracted with more food. Look, it's pie!

He had it coming He had it coming

We make two turkeys, one to eat at the table and the second one is for leftovers. It saves fighting over the last scraps of the first turkey because everyone knows that there is plenty of turkey to take home. Also, everyone has to bring something, but it's their choice so the sides are usually great because people…

They were pigs in the sense that they only referenced the women according to their physical features. They used to shout "grow a bigger pair" to the ones who were small chested. These young women were there to cheer and encourage the crowds. I always thought that it must be discouraging for them to listen to…

It all reminds me of going to football games and listening to the fat balding guys in their too small jerseys drinking beers and critiquing the cheerleaders. All of the cheerleaders were chubby, not blond enough, crooked smile, short legs etc. and the guys would end their talks about how none of them were good…