It all reminds me of going to football games and listening to the fat balding guys in their too small jerseys drinking beers and critiquing the cheerleaders. All of the cheerleaders were chubby, not blond enough, crooked smile, short legs etc. and the guys would end their talks about how none of them were good…

I've been pulled over twice for speeding. Both times, I was pleasant and didn't argue. Both times the cops wrote up a lower level ticket so I didn't get demerit points on my license (this is Canada, not sure about the US). The first time was on a dark highway, I told the cop that he needed to wear reflective…

Our sex ed teacher told us that sex was only for married people (we were teenagers) and that married people could only have simultaneous orgasms that were achieved by the man drinking before hand so that the wife had enough time to get ready for her orgasm. If they didn't orgasm together, then it was a failure. Years…

Mom! Mom! Are you watching me!? Watch this! Watch this!

No way, I love looking at selfies and critiquing the messes that people leave in the background. Also, my cats would follow the sun spot all day long in the winter. I could tell time from where they were sprawled out on the rug.

I discovered 100% cotton t-shirts. Our work jackets are 100% polyester which is non-breathable and makes the sweat pour out of every pore. The cotton is a life-saver when you stand in front of equipment going full blast all day.

They are worth every cent. As an aside, my workplace is union, so breaks are mandatory and enforced.

I am on my feet all day and we must wear proper footwear, (kitchen work). Buy 100% wool socks, thin ones and gel insoles,they have saved my feet this year. We are allowed to drink as much water as we can guzzle, so drink, drink, drink, it does make a difference.

It must be so sad for people like him to watch the world change and be powerless to to anything about it. All he can do is stick his finger in the dike, no pun intended, and watch the waves of every kind of human beings wash over him and sweep him away to the land of Not Relevant Anymore.

...where he'll, in all likelihood, be hanging out with people less vulnerable to tire iron beatings. When good things happen to bad people.

FWIW, I dated a redhead and when the sun hit his bush, it was almost blinding.

My problem was that I couldn't find the car that I wanted in a private sale. I knew exactly what I wanted and that particular model at my price wasn't around. I looked for 3 months before I found my car.

I don't care about gender or colour or religion. I just want the firefighter who shows up at my home to be able to drag my smoking carcass out the door along with my cat. Bonus points for saving the cat.

I recently bought a used car. When I was reading the sales contract I noticed a $500 charge for financing. I questioned it since I was paying cash. The salesman immediately removed it without a quibble. If I hadn't noticed it, I'm sure that it would have remained.

I'm one of those who can eat the same thing three days in a row. Just made a big pot of bacon cheeseburger soup and I will eat a bowl a day for 3-4 days. Now that the weather is colder in this part of the world, making soup/chili/stew every Sunday morning is back on the schedule. If I feel really energetic and have…

What is the Michelle Duggar look? A near constant state of pregnancy and a smile/grimace frozen on your face?

I worked at a 24 hour restaurant. When your shift ended you gave rides to fellow workers who didn't have cars, they in turn gave you $2 a ride.

Jebus H. Christmas, I laughed until my sides hurt. So sick, so funny.

What is sad to me is this kid's inability to think beyond the next ten minutes. Did he really think that he could get away with passing this work off as his own? Did he truly believe that it's possible to plagiarize a recent article without anyone noticing? Kids nowadays simultaneously live in a vacuum and an all…

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